King Of The Hill (revival)

I use the power of dickbutt to destroy you and the smallpox blanket, mine.

 

I use the Eraser 9 quintillion to remove you from the universe and reality as well as completely destroying you mind and removing all your powers.
I claim the hill.

 

I give you Warp and you melt.
I claim the hill

 

I reform as a solid under your bed and stab you while you sleep.
Mine

 

I like trains.
A steam train runs over you and I claim the thing.

 

REVIVAL BUMP

 

Talks about planes, plane crashes to you but didnt damage the hill,
i claim the hill

no twin tower jokes!

 

[insert twin tower joke]
I Lazertm you until you die.
The hill is mine.

 

Ice bear's cave is under that hill please get off.

 

i move the hill somewhere else

 

I bought a zeppelin and moved the hill to the sky,
the hill sky is mine

 

i burn the sky so it falls to the ground
the hill is mine

 

I put @NotInABox into a box and throw you down the hill. I then proceed to put the hill into a indestructible box. I own the hill.

 

I teleport into the hill-box with my non-box powers and kick you out.
Mine.

 

I hired Saitama to one punch you


He now owns the hill
he one punched me while trying to claim it...

 

I use the power of reverse parody to remove Saitama from the universe for being to op
Mine

 

I use the power of "Common sense of grammar" for saying "Mine" but not being specific if its a "Cave Mine" or "You, Mine"
So, being specifical and corrective, i will say
The Hill is now mine

 

However you forgot to turn off your hacks and get banned for hacking. The hill is now mine.

 

However I ban you for false reporting.
McDerp is still banned tho.
The hill is now mine.

 

A random staff came in and banned you for not unbanning me since you decided that im still banned, technically you had the choice but a higher ranked staff banned you

THE MOFO HILL IS MINE