Dungeons And Dragons Campaign [full] [discontinued On The Forums]

Alfred attack you with a backstory.

No need to roll because you don't have one.

You die.


Sadly I can't screw you too :(

 

Good thing Yevor has somewhat of a backstory.

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CON save: Rolled a 2. 13 poison damage.

Dire Tumbleweed 2 swings its claw at Yevor (16 + 3 = 19) and hits. Damage: 1 + 3 = 4 slashing damage to Yevor.
The fire covering Dire Tumbleweed 1 burns more, and D. T. 1 explodes into flames. Alfred's turn.

 

I'm woking on it (when I get time) ;-;

 

Give me a second, I'm gonna learn true polymorph and turn you all into sheep

 

Giant Alfred the green thing :
Roll to hit : 6

It miss :D

 

But what if I am ALREADY sheep?

 

Then you'll be sheep times 2

 

Yevor Booming Blades the remaining Dire Tumbleweed. 2 + 5 = 7 And misses.
Yevor: "What the..."
*A Mental Figment enters the battlefield.*
Initiative: 17 - 1 = 16

 

I'm going to use Prestidigitation to play one of Donald Trump's speeches... Wait, the sounds are supposed to be harmless (Nobody get triggered, it's a joke).

In all seriousness, I'll use Fir Bolt on D.T.W. 2

10 + 4 CHR + 2 Prof. = 16. Guessing that hits.

Damage: 6 + 4 CHR = 10 Fir Damage.

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I'll use the rest of my movement to look at Dr. W33D's armory!

Shop:
Weed- 1 CP
Quality Weed- 1 SP
First-Class Weed- 1 GP
Dank Weed- 1 PP

Nevermind.

 

GAAH I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE

@SPYROHAWK where are you?

 

*Holds up SPYROHAWK hand puppet*

"SPYRO": "Uh... Yes, it is I, Spiro Hawk! I am totally the DM of this campaign and not a hand puppet!"

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Seriously though, WHERE ARE YOU?!

 

He forget us ;(

 

He hasn't been online since Thursday.
Did he die :d !!

 

Alright, who's the new DM?

But seriously, where was he since Wednesday?

Lute: "Maybe-"

Shut it, Sorceress.

 

Maybe he's thinking about some awesome and epic encounter to use in the campaign?!

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Maybe.. what?

 

A.K.A. which kind of dragon to screw us over with

Lute: "I don't know, I was just seeing how long it would take for him to tell me to shut up."

 

I feel RUVITS calling for his freedom deep in me... :(

 

Oh god... Not him again...

Lute: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo"

 

RUVITS : "Hello buddy ! It's me ! I'm baaaaaack for the show ! Do you got some pizzas by the way ?"

 

Lute breaks the rules and casts Finger of Death of RUVITS despite being level 1

RUVITS must do a DC 12 CON saving throw or take 60 necrotic damage :D