The Homestuck Ikimaru Cult [ Characters Available! ]

It seems the "How do I live" scene from Con Air was taken off of Youtube, lovely.

Click the link in the log to see what I mean.

 

An important part of internet history, dead.

 

This is... sad. Truly sad.

 

we will remember this in oUr hearts forever UmU truly a sad day,
"how do i live withoUt yoU?"

 

Well look at that, it's John Egbert's 21st birthday.

He's old enough to drink now.

 

How are we going to live without it?

 

I'm pretty sure multiple of the characters drank way before now

 

It's several hours into 4/13 here and no update in sight. Homestuck update, How do I live without you?

 

Several hours into 4/13 and Chill and she gives you this look:

 

aronoe sad :(

 

happy 4/13 my friends! UwU
Im going to celebrate by watching a whole bUnch of octopimp, wearing my dave shirt and sUnglasses, and listening to homestUck mUsic!

 

Hussie was right.

 

It all makes sense now. The juggalo march and now the meteor. Homestuck was a prophecy. Hussie just got the years wrong. Everyone, get ready. We're storming Betty Crocker's corporate headquarters and we're not coming back until we have the Batterwitch's head!

where doin this man
where makin this hapen

 

we are in THE SHIT now together for the long haul we're motherfuckin entrenched in this bitch you and me welcome to nam now grab my hand and shimmy your soggy ass off that muddy bank before charlie gets the fuckin drop

Charle is the guy whos gonna read our vows im feeling pretty friggin MATRIMONIAL all a sudden

take a look down by your foot see that little bottle stomp on that shit like its on fire noisy ethnic dudes are flipping the fuck out and waving us around on chairs til someone gets hurt im your 300 pound matronly freight-train

and my gaping furnace is hungry for coal so get goddamn shoveling

bro look in my eyes that twinkle that be DEVOTION you herniated pro wrestlers sweaty purple taint sparklin like a visit from your fairy fuckin godmother

shit be PURE AND TRUE thats what you see a kaleidoscopic supernova of all your hopes and dreams all swishin together radially effevescing arms of more little boy peckers than you can imagine turning out insane corkscrew haymakers of a billion dancing vienna sausages strong

this is how we do this

this shits more real than kraft mayo

 

Ooh

 

am i the only one wwho hears a robotic vvoice sayin "doggie" for the music

 

PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY CRACKER

 

http://whatpumpkin.tumblr.com/post/159538215525/act-1-update

 

Don't you just love it when your own thread stops giving you alerts for no reason despite you having it watched? I do.

 

That happens if you don't post on it for a couple days. It thinks you're not interested in that topic anymore and stops giving alerts despite it being watched.