Corrupt A Wish!

granted, but you become super allergic to cake and have to go to the hospital. This leads to an insatiable urge for cake and as you continue to visit the ER your bills go up until you spiral deeper and deeper into debt and begin to rely on booze, which then leads to you ending up alone and sad in a motel room at night just wishing you were not allergic to cake
A: commit suicide (plz dont irl)
B: eat more cake and regret it
C: attempt to turn your life around

I wish the walk to ahmsord wasnt so fucking annoying as assassin with no sense of direction

 

Granted, but it is now absolute help for all the others classes.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cake

 

Granted, but all the cake recipes and cake supplies in the world are destroyed due to a virus known as "anti-cake" caused by science.
I want to be able to swear in all the languages in the world.

 

Granted, but you can only have mud cakes created by a 5 year old on a sugar rush right after school on a rainy day.

I wish I could go on a lengthy and expensive vacation around the world with my friend.

 

Granted, but your friend watches boku no pico 24/7

I wish I had hero

 

Granted. You get the worst Hero mythic that does -1 damage instead. Amazing, I'd buy it for an emerald.

I wish for me to stop procrastinating on minecraft and/or forums and get to my schoolwork dangit.

 

Granted, but now you have 100 assignments due tomorrow. Good luck.

I wish for a potato. I'm not going to eat it, I just want one.

 

(btw, I'm homeschooled and only have like 8 assignments left. Just pointing that out xD)
Granted, but it looks, smells, feels, and even tastes like a carrot. Is it a carrot? No; it's just a genetically enhanced sweet potato.

I wish for Patrick to stop eating my candy bars.

 

Granted, but all your candy bars turn into dog poop.

I wish I had hero rank

 

Granted, but the rank is renamed to "nub," and revokes every permission in the game.

I wish for Spongebob to give me a candy bar. [Saddest anime deaths lol]

 

Granted, but the candy bar is actually dog poop.

I wish I was a moderator/gm/builder/admin/owner/banned/community manager/composer.

 

you get moderator, but eventually get demoted for throwing eggs and making a mess

 

Granted, but since no wish was given, the universe explodes.

I wish for a wish to corrupt.

 

corrupted wish corrupts and turns back into a normal wish
i wish i didnt forget to put a wish down

 

Granted, but since no time traveling method has been found, you feel guilty for the rest of time... atleast until they figure that out anyways.

I wish for someone to read this wish.

 

Granted, now I show this to everyone which reaches to the wish foundation, who are which hunting you down right now.

I wish that I had a soul

 

Granted, but you find yourself in the Underground facing a boss monster who wants your SOUL to complete his collection of seven

I wish I can get more sleep

 

Congrats you poke your finger on something and proceed to sleep for the next 420 years. When you wake up you die from old age anyway.

I wish that I could concentrate on making a good character for @Bailwolf's RP.

 

Granted Im not even gonna mess that up lol

I wish school wasn't so much work

 

Why thank you XD

Granted. It becomes even worse...