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Always One Step Ahead

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by Toasted Asian, Apr 6, 2017.

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  1. Gebis8

    Gebis8 Lost

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    But I am the head of the man.
     
  2. Knuckles4212

    Knuckles4212 The Guy Dealing Mashed Up Biscuits As Cocaine HERO

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    but you see, I had a backup plan too. Incase of this, we bring spare computers at all employees homes and only 3 of the 1,421 working there have to press a button to release a whole lot of energy. We could destroy the world with this.
     
  3. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    But we replaced all the computers with bombs before you sent them.
     
  4. Luigi McDingle

    Luigi McDingle Giver of Cookies VIP

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    However, I hacked into the previously acquired airstrike and programmed it to drop bombs onto the computerbombs before they arrived at the employees' homes. Now nobody has anything.
     
  5. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    However, I travel back in time and shoot you in the head before you do anything.
     
  6. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    I have hired the time lord to undo the death of @EpicMario13
     
  7. hmtn

    hmtn Archivist of the Realm

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    But I've personally poisoned all of your breakfasts this morning, and seen you eat it without any alterations.
     
  8. Luigi McDingle

    Luigi McDingle Giver of Cookies VIP

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    As I am in Somar's debt, I shall be one step ahead of you on his behalf.

    However, the Somar you saw was merely an illusion. You can't poison an illusion.
     
  9. Toasted Asian

    Toasted Asian Toasty VIP+

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    instead the real me is standing right behind you, pointing a gun towards your head
     
  10. TheRelicHunter

    TheRelicHunter Member of the wynncast VIP+

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    But I poisoned the doctor with cyanide and he doesn't have a shock to cure it.
     
  11. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    However as I am big nerd and paranoid I have a surplus of cures and cured everyone.
     
  12. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    But I replaced all those cures with lethal poison that looks exactly like the cures, so now they're all dead.
     
  13. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    However I use dragon magic to rewrite reality so everyones alive and you didn't switch the cures
     
  14. Gushy48

    Gushy48 Title

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    I'm actually the ruler of the world...so that's not canon anymore.
     
  15. Bailwolf

    Bailwolf Resident Skeleton

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    However I revolt and program you out of my simulation the world
     
  16. Gushy48

    Gushy48 Title

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    But your clone that I magically made punches you from doing that.
     
  17. pippi~

    pippi~ ritoru demon

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    But I shot your clone with a MLG 360 noscope
     
  18. Gushy48

    Gushy48 Title

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    You shot MY clone, not Bailwolf's. So his clone is still alive.
     
  19. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    Ah-ha! I hired all the rp characters you killed in moon dragon to hunt down everyone on your side and kill them. Takumi has already 360 noscoped Bailwolf's clone and... Hey, look, GIR is about to smash your head in :D
     
  20. Gushy48

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    I killed them until their dead bodies are dead LONG before you hired them.
     
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