SPOILER Cactus Trailer - Analysis (with Pictures)

Spoiler: Original thread

https://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/corkus-trailer-analysis-with-pictures.181417/
by @Jbip

EDIT: I just noticed that it has already been done, as I started to write this right when the trailer came out. But I had a hard time taking the pictures at the right time, so I still hope you enjoy!

Spoiler: Cactus trailer

Since I'm the kind of guy that can't wait 20 years for this update to be released, let's try to analyze stuff.

There might be a new language teased in this picture. Click here to see the thread talking about that.
(Awesome art, by the way)

At 0:16, you can see 3 NPCs "Kebab h8rs" poping everywhere

What we see after this is very interesting. Take a look at this:

I believe this is finally the quest involving the Skyrim base in the sky islands. You can also see a cool cutscene where someone put a helmet on the player's head. As the NPC name is "YYGAMER", the quest will probably involve some sort of trial the player has to complete to gain trust from the guild 'Y GAYBAR Y'. How the gays talk (if it's actually them) can make us believe they're good and smexy guys, with a whole monarchy going on (with your head).

Now, this mob:

@motoki1 really wanted to showcase this mob, because we see it multiple times in the trailer. It shoots experience maths at you, is really high-school in the sky, and has a spell to make you rage quits (the same spell as the wynncraft lobby parkour). It looks pretty interesting and must be some sort of rare mob.
His drops are really really clear:

It looks like hammer, but it may be something else. The mob is called "Noel" and is level 101.

It does damage to all elements. It's probably a pretty strong monster. YAY FUCK ALL RAINBOW TANKS FREEDOM INCOMING
Edit: Upon further examination, the loli will loot its gammer. The item is hammer ofc, and it needs to be used in the [REJECTED]

You can see a bunch of old items:

I'll let the items nub take a look a these, however, another really interesting thing is that there is gonna be a new mythic called "Memestaff":

My guess is that it will be an OP wand, but who knows.
everyone knows

A NEW DUNGEON (0:29)!​

For level 90! That's really good. One of the stage is "avoid the saw" thing with a really good animation, and a sound! I don't know if the sound will actually be in-game.
The dungeon is called the "Fallen Bar" and was teased in the Waynecraft twitter.

Now, something really interesting:
How will they make a "hardcore challenge" without super strong monsters and ToA/Qira styled challenge, with actual good rewards(?) We don't have any more information about this mode, however in the image it looks like we can't respawn. We also saw this picture in the waynecraft twitter.


I have my theory about this:

On the left, you can see something like blue drug. On the right, We can see red drug. What I believe is... oh shit.
This is just a simple theory, it may not be true! I promies ok

Now, moving on:
This is probably related to the forum.
We can see 3 "dat thunder build warrior" which is a level 80 mob. The area looks like a gay bar. It looks like the mobs are using a lot of hacks, which can make the fight ez.
What the nub thunder build is and how it works is still unclear.
A fellow player (@TinaChan ) suggested it might be a poison mode, and I agree!
According to @motoki1 , you'll be able to use the math at the school, probably to craft another set of brains for the new corrupted future.

What we see next is another new mob (moo), then a quest NPC (possibly introducing the player to Corkus) is talking about how Waynecraft is better than Dungeon Realm or Zentrela.


It looks like the creeper infiltration quest is getting a rework! The player is getting blown up and fall in a Creeper nest (with a creeper egg near)

The other showcased quest, I have no idea what it is. However, a lot of effort has been put into it, the armor stands looks like a real model, they did an awesome job on that and the animation. The player is controlling some kind of ball and a cannon shoots the ball or something...

Spoiler: I know what this is

2 NEW CORRUPTED DUNGEONS!
Underworld crypt and sand-swept tomb. That's pretty damn.
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New crate rewards, but useless for F2P ;)

That's all we got from the trailer! I'm really hyped about Cactus!
What do you think of Cactus? Is there something I missed in the trailer?
im lazy ok

 

I personally prefer the "Deadbush" province over the "Cactus" province

because people have milked these types of shitposts so much that the forums is literally the "Deadbush" province

 

This thread is actually good tho, extra points for le meme staff

 

"this is just regular shitposting"
"this is advanced shitposting"

which one do I believe

 

We need to build a wall to keep the VIP posts out

 

fixed

 

nicememe.mp4

 

I was expecting a lot of good stuff.

...

What I received was amazing. Way better than I expected. Thanks.

 

Sick beatz m8

 

u are teh memz lurd

 

This kids is why drugs are bad for you

Don't do drugs.

 

*sees cactus trailer*
*thinks, hmmm looks like someone tried to be funny but couldn't find anything*
*sees thread*
*sees memes*
*sees no ranks*
*thinks, that guy hasn't bought VIP yet to talk in shitpost plazza, he really should*
*tags some mods to get that thread removed*
@Creecreeprs
@Pretzule

 

This is a quality thread

 

If shitposting could be high quality then this would be it

 

This might be a high quality shitpost, but it's probably because we set the bar so low

 

did you just seriously took the time to make a parody of my thread

 

I died when I opened the clash Royale pic inside the spoiler

 

Did you seriously take so much time to make this huge wall of shitposting?
Imagine all the other things you could've done with that precious time.

 

Learn more about time?
jk

 

The first shitpost that actually made me laugh, nice job