Community Event Homruh's Giveaway! (ended Already)

IGN: WayvernX
Joke: Whats something good about living in Switzerland?

Spoiler

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

Reason: I've never found a mythic and all of my classes are already maxed out :/

 

Ign: ANormalVillager
Joke: why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom

Spoiler: Answer

Cause there extinct

Spoiler: im not sure if second jokes are allowed but if so here is my second joke even though im pretty sure there not

the vip-plaza

Reason: i wanna have a mythic i guess

 

IGN: MattReborn21
Joke: Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here.’
Reason: I'm greedy. Want. Money. Money is Money. Give.

 

Ign: Cassfaith
Funny joke, hmmmm I got a good one

Spoiler: Funny Joke 10/10 will laugh

So two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says he will have some h20, the second scientist says that he will have some h20 two

Spoiler: The punchline

the second scientists dies

Reason: because I habe no life and id like to get a mythic for my next class

 

IGN : Moarsh (changing it to WynnFOrums)
JOKE: Wynncraft fORUM's is a safe place to be

Reason: Im a gold digger, I mine in the gold cave for 16 hours a day to feed maximum 3 slice of bread to my family

EDIT: We're 20 persons in my family, we all live in a 8x8 meter square room. We need to walk 1.5 km a day to get clean water at the nearest park. Pls, i am poor and i need funds to feed my family and buy a bigger house

 

man if i won a thrunda that would be shocking, too bad you have an az.
ign: xkar
reason for me to win: because i said a pick up line that you liked

 

IGN: flyingducks777
Joke: People say to stay in school and don't do drugs, but if I drop out of school, how will I get the drugs?
Reason: Because I'm a poor idiot who doesn't know how to play Wynncraft.

 

IGN!! JustAnAverageCow
Joke:
My Mom: "How was school today JustAnAverageCow?"
JustAnAverageCow: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
My Mom: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
JustAnAverageCow: "What school?"

Reason: I rlly need some stuf cuz i used to have money but now i dont and im sad cuz im broke and everytime i look in my bank and see my 2 emeralds im so depressed and im bad at the game so i rlly need the money and im just a poor cow and help im broke and sad and sad cuz broke and sad and i need money cuz im sad cuz im broke cuz im sad :((((( :( Help i rlly need money and ive tried to get money but this seems like a good way if im lucky so plz help a cow out plz?

sad

 

IGN: Paradoxical7

Joke: How is a hamster like a cigarette?

Lighting one on fire and sticking it in your mouth is bad for your health.

Why?: Because I can.

 

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Mr_Philly
A bird was hesitating saying a joke to another bird, so the other bird told him "Just wing it."
hueuehe
im poor af

 

IGN: bulltheinfinite

Joke: my friend keeps telling me that I should quit my job because my company tests their products on animals. I guess he has a point considering I work at an explosives factory

Why?: because the chances of me winning this is higher than the certainly of me having a mythic (im just another poor guy laying around so pity me)

 

IGN: NeonRider

Joke: News man: Breaking news, a new family has just been kicked from their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?
News woman: *sigh* ghost busters...
News man: No that's just stupid. They're calling their insurance company.

Why I should win?: I should win because I would like to gift a mythic to someone in need of one :)

also is that my grimtrap? :3

 

IGN: ferricles
Joke: Siegfried
Reason: lv501 and no mythics

 

My graphics card isn't good enough. But I'm getting 2x 1080's so I'll buy Overwatch probably

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New best joke!

 

IGN:miningmoooshroom
Joke:My math teacher spells"mathmatic"
Reason:I never win giveaways :(

Muuh moo, muo mn mooom m mi!

 

IGN:12345766561750
Joke:
Dan walks slowly to this 5 year old.
Dan: Hello little boy.
Boy: He..llo..
Dan: Roses are red
Boy: wha...
Dan:Violets are blue
Boy: ....
Dan: My name is Dan
Boy: *gulp
Dan: Get in my van
Boy: HEELP
Reason: My username is godly and b/c I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter.

 

Ign: DoubleRx
joke : I shapend a pencil with my bum and now I need a bandaid.
Pls give me the items I really want a mystic weapons

 

IGN : Smirren
Joke : *Clears throat* I can totally understand how batteries feel, because I am rarely ever included in things either.

 

IGN: IIIO_OIII
Joke: Corkus is coming out early April.
Know what else is early April?

Plz pick me I want a Mythic and I have never gotten one. :(