Community Event Homruh's Giveaway! (ended Already)

IGN: GodlySinbad
Joke: Guy 1: Did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband for cheating? Reese something..
Guy 2: Witherspoon?
Guy 1: No, with a knife.
I think I should win because... why not? ;-; and i don't win much kek.

 

ign: t0mix
joke: HippieCrafting should have his own forum section for his build service because they are just the best,and everyone who says they are trash is just jealous.
reason: cuz the economy is too fked up for me to buy anything,also free stuff is noice

 

IGN: TheEndTimes
A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his company for embezzlement of many millions. At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him: "Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money."
And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail eventually, he didn’t have a penny anymore.

 

IGN: AndhyIrfanID
Joke: i am sucks, i mean "i do sucks"

 

IGN: LookPvP
Joke:
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does the sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!".
Good reason: I would like to have a mythic once owned by Master Homruh. also i'm poor af

 

thats the best joke sofar xDD

 

IGN: Lobstertrap

Joke:
[1/2]Jumla: Salted, when I press random things on the keyboard things happen, right?
[1/1]Salted: Yeah...
[2/2]Jumla: Well, that's what I'm doing and everyone just leveled up to lv110! *Gulps*

 

IGN: ToySoldier00
Joke: My hope of making it past the age of 16 before I die of meme addiction
Reason: Because I want to live

 

IGN: ArctiKdiabloz
Joke: how to kill bob as a hippie? you can't, you'll just keep hugging the wooden sword, cuz its made out of a tree.

 

IGN: Miles_Plays_MC
Joke: Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating before it was cool.

 

IGN: RemRin
Joke:

Reason: I want to be like this guy and have a lot of chicks in bed with me.

 

IGN: C2HWarrior
Joke: Lord Slated's idea of mythic balance
Reason: In guild chat when I say "sieg" the members won't reply "heil" I need something to greaten my authority

 

ign: Celsonic
Joke: Planning on monopolizing the market? Orange will give you a very logical insight.
Reason:seriously though... sami now You!?!?....
I really wish you could stay for corkis but.... hey

 

your name is a joke

 

Ign: monkey36
Joke: what's white, sticky and falls from the sky? The coming of the Lord xd
Reason: Cause I've been saving for a spring to give to my friend for her birthday and it'd be cool to have a mythic :3

 

IGN: SketTW
Joke: Nine year olds on CS:GO competitive.
Reason: I'm fairly poor as I've had to restart levelling all of my characters from 1 again and am in need of some money. A mythic would be a great help to me.

 

IGN MegaCoquin
Joke: What did the physicist say to the man standing at the edge of the bridge?

Spoiler: Answer

Dont jump! You have so much potential!

I should win cuz i never get any mythic ;-;

 

IGN: Pyromanical
Joke: Trusting the community to not scam you
Reason: I'm poor, and want to be less poor

 

IGN: mizzkissy
Joke: My life is a joke
Why: Because I have never had a mythic and i'm Dutch and Stag is Dutch too.

 

IGN: Andiemen
*hits blunt...*
'..bruh...'
'..would the sea be salty because the mainland never waves back?..'

The Az would really finish my little thunder/fire/air hunter build:3