You Thought This Was Over

how can you crush darkness?

i eat bp

 

However i give you indigestion and somehow you throw up an entire wolf.

I force Bp to eat 10 warheads at once

 

I refuse to do so.

I stuff the BP into a machine that converts them into photon torpedoes.

 

That doesn't exist.

I wipe BP from existence.

 

But I am very sticky and stay.

I ban BP two times so they can't appeal.

 

What if I don't want too?

I slap the BP with the book I'm reading.

 

I eat the book.
I throw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse onto the BP.

 

I eat the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse.
I also poke the BP. WITH A LIGHSABER. About a million times. In the heart. After ripping the heart out.

 

Pshhh, I don't need a heart. AAndyour baisicly hitting me with a flashlight, with only the light

I send a million nukes, hydrogen bombs, napalms, M202 grenades, moons, rods of god, earths, planets, suns, the entire earth military, terrorist, angry protesters, the entire population of earth, black holes, neutron stars,the entire population of the universe, the entire universe, every other universe, infinite counter-suvivability objects hurdling towards your ass while going 9999999999999999999999998999999999x faster than light to the BP

 

Sounds like waking up in the morning.

I take away the BP's ability to sleep so your always awake which will eventually kill you.

 

I never sleep anyway.
I stab the BP in the chest with a knife while I slowly tell them how little they achieved in life and how insignificant their existence is.

 

The knife missed my vital organs, tis just a flesh wound

I secretly filled you with a gunpowder and a set bomb

 

I digested the gunpowder and set bomb. Defecating will be painful later.

I drop an invisible anvil on the person below me.

 

If it isn't affected by light it has no gravitational pull and thus no mass (something like that)


I don't kill the person below me, and instead give them a perfectly normal bottle o' cola

 

I don't like cola. I choke to death when I drink it. Then magicly I am revived through timey wimey magic.

I throw BP into a pile of bones. They die...

 

I'm too determined and survive.
I drown the BP in a pool of hydrofluoric acid.

 

Huh, that tickles...

I hit BP with a pen. The pen is mightier than the sword.

 

Only Wonse can be killed by a metaphor.

I eviscerate the BP.

 

I deeviscerate me :P

I kill the BP with fire! >:D

 

Fire requires your intelligence score to be at least 1.


I put the BP in an impenetrable box with a bomb that has a 50% chance to go off.