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Hey, Macklemore! Can we go thrift shopping?

What, what, what, what... [x8]

Bada, bada, badadada [x8]

[Hook:]
I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is freaking awesome

[Verse 1:]
Nah, walk up to the club like, "What up? I got a big duck!"
I'm so pumped about some stuff from the thrift shop
Ice on the fringe, it's so damn frosty
That people like, "Damn! That's a cold af honkey."
Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine,
Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green
Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets
(Piiisssssss)
But heck, it was ninety-nine cents! (Bag it)
Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in
Bummy and grungy, screw it, man
I am stuntin' and flossin' and
Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, dude
I'm a take your grandpa's style, I'm a take your grandpa's style,
No for real - ask your grandpa - can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)
Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers
Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin'
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a ski blanket, then I bought a kneeboard
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Mello
John Wayne ain't got nothing on my fringe game, hell no
I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those
The sneaker heads would be like "Aw, he got the Velcros"

[Hook x2]

[Verse 2:]
What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?
What you knowin' about wearin' a fur fox skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that luggage
One man's trash, that's another man's come-up
Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button-up shirt
'Cause right now I'm up in her skirt
I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the (Uptons)
I'm not, I'm not stuck, I'm searchin' in that section (Uptons)
Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I'll take those flannel zebra jammies, second-hand, I rock that motorcycle
The built-in onesie with the socks on that refrigerator
I hit the party and they stop in that motorcycle
They be like, "Oh, that Gucci - that's hella tight."
I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a T-shirt - that's just some ignorant bat (crap)
I call that getting swindled and pimped (shit)
I call that getting tricked by a business
That shirt's hella dough
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Tryna get girls from a brand and you hella won't
Man you hella won't

(Goodwill... poppin' tags... yeah!)

[Hook]

[Bridge:]
I wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big af coat
From that thrift shop down the road
I wear your granddad's clothes (damn right)
I look incredible (now come on man)
I'm in this big af coat (big af coat)
From that thrift shop down the road (let's go)

[Hook]

Is that your grandma's coat?


Ahem...
BUMP

 

I read 1/4 of that and then decided to go drink more coffee

 

woah! if this wasn't immune to bumping, i thought it would almost be dedified.

 

Well this is dead so BUMP

 

GIRLS! COME ON! CAPS LOCK ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!

 

OK MOM!!!

 

BUT I AM MALE...

 

LEL

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THEN SHOW IT, LAD!

 

OK MOM!!

 

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what is the point of this anyway

 

This thread does not die.

 

GOOD WORK KEEPING THIS THREAD ALIVE LADS, BUT REMEMBER TO USE ALL CAPS!!!

 

YES MOM!!

 

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