Flat Earth Proof

potato jokes are lame

 

I'd say they're pretty tuber-lar!

 

IM GOING TO RIP OFF MY RIGRT ARM AND DEEPTHROAT MYSELF WITH IT

 

Well played, madame cat

 

(Next to the title, there's a space where the person's gender is shown)

 

My mistake!

 

But he was technically right the first time...

 

what..

BTW if the earth is a potato then how is it full molten rock?

 

(Next to the date on one of your own posts, there's an "edit" button)

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It's a baked potato

 

I know. I mean he was technically right pre-edit (You might want to check my Info tab).

 

You are all wrong. The Earth isn't flat, round, or even a velociraptor. No, rather, it doesn't exist. The Earth is nothing.
Duh.

 

Revolutionary idea: (get it? Revolution?)
The earth is an OBLATE SPHEROID.
It sounds rediculous, but it's true! Think about it. There's an invisible force called something stupid like "pully" or "wigglestro" or "gravity" or "yevly" (I haven't decided) that pulls everything together, making it into a sphere! So why is it oblate? Because it's just spinning really, really fast! Can't wait to be proven right B)

 

we really wouldn't know better because:

"I'm a potato"

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Revolutionary Idea, So much evidence, except you live in an era where the idea with more supporters is always right even when wrong, therefore your idea is meaningless to us, because we are Pea-brained idiots that don't know any better, Galileo was clearly wrong about his theory of the SUN being the center of our universe (he was wrong, but right) Just because Earth is obv the center in the bible, even if there is more than enough evidence.

 

How the fuck would gravity work then?

 

Everyone is pushed down by the people who don't get the joke, of course!

 

lol

 

I don't care that this is a shitpost. It just annoys me SO FUCKING MUCH! And if you want an explanation, here is why.

Spoiler: The truth.

Ever since I was a child, and the great famine struck, I thought the earth was round. Since I was a great person, everything I say is right. With all of this stacking evidence against a round earth, I get so mad. The truth is unveiled, but i fell like ignorance, AND arrogance is bliss. The famine took away my potatos, and the tsunami took away my hope. I always told myself, the FBI won't bother you if you shut up, but cows are scary. Ever since the earthquack, ducks forever haunted me. ANd that is why I don't like flat earth theories. I can't handle the truth.

 

Fake news. Wrong. I've proved the earth is flat. Okay? Believe me.

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Unfortunately the flat earthers are a minority, but that is good because that would make us right? Also, proof.

 

You know this is my first day spending time in the nemeract bar.

What the hell?