Bullshit Your Way To Victory

you didn't seize the power of production

therefore I own the city using the power of uncreative bullshit

 

I eat your socks. Your feet are cold now. You go to find socks. When you come back, there's an empress instead of an emperor.

mine

 

lol I throw some socks out the window. You chase them and I claim the throne.

 

I throw you out the window. I claim the throne.

 

I throw the throne out of the window. I then take the elevator down and sit on the throne.

It's also lying on it's back but it's the thought that counts

 

I grab you and throw you into tomorrow. I claim the throne and move it to yesterday.

 

I kill you.

Mine.

 

You can't stop me.
I kill you.
Mine.

 

COMMUNISM IS A THREAT TO SOCIETY!!!AMEURICAN' CAPITALISM ALL THE WAY!!

You have been overthrown by the people and I now claim this throne

 

I overthrow your overthrowing by throwing you over the people who overthrew me.
I claim the throne.

 

I punch you and claim the toilet

 

I kick you and claim the thing

 

I push and claim the seat

 

I shove you and claim the commode

 

luckily for me your fighting over a toilet so I claim the throne. I then move it to Odens vault where you will never find it again.

 

I become the throne

uncreative af thank you very much

 

Time's up: it's tomorrow now.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE

I sit on @what
My throne

 

I spontaneously combust until your ass is burned, then I extinguish myself.

I am still the throne.

 

If you know what I mean. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm sorry ;-;

I using my heat ray I kill @what without damaging the throne part. Only his conscius is killed off. Then I take him on as a hat. Throne is now mine.

 

Using the power of the Burning Team Captain, I sell myself for $10,000. With that money, I buy your throne.