Bullshit Your Way To Victory

While you were fighting, I stole the throne and took it to a remote fortress nobody knows about besides me MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Well guess what?
I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!
I claim the throne.

 

what is wrong with you stop it cut it out man.
i start punching you
while i am punching you, the real me (i cloned myself) sneaks in.
I claim the throne while you punch till' the end of time

 

So you ignored my stealing of the real throne... I still have it MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

I THROW THE CHEESE!!
Mine.

 

I get the throne, because I am an awesome d00d.

 

I get the throne

no exceptions

 

i am exception
mine

 

I get a law signed to forever hold me as owner of the throne. Nobody can remove the law, me, or the throne.

 

I do all of that anyway.

"Bullshit!" I hear you say. Exactly!

 

XD Alliance?

 

Yes of course Alphaleader :D

 

Yay I reprogram reality to prevent anyone but me and SansWolf from touching the throne.
We claim the throne.

 

I ignore all previous plot devices and steal the throne for myself, then I flee the reaches of this thread never to be seen here again.

 

I build my own throne and put it on top of a hill so now I have a throne AND a hill.

 

I demolish your hill by poking it in some IRL version of Mario Maker.

I own the throne now.

 

The world is done with this bullshit. Every country in existence sends their entier military and bombs to destroy the city and the one who holds the throne.

 

I pass the real throne I stole back to you. Have fun.

 

Thanks mate

 

Suddenly COMMUNISM.
Mine.