Flat Earth Proof

If the Earth is a sphere then how come I haven't slid off by now? If the world spins on its axis then how come I dont fall off the bottom every night? If I were to place a piece of paper on the ground by does it stay flat and not curve to the shape of the planet? The facts are here, but more are always welcome. And also, if the world is round, then how do you explain this image?

 

well shit you us

 

Wake up, Earth.

 

Don't question it
-CIA

 

If the world is round, why is the moon and sun flat then? HUH?!
I can walk outside right now and see that the moon and sun are flat.
The world being round is just a conspiracy to sell more globes!

 

Are you being serious or is this a joke

I've seen way too many real flat earth ears on the internet

 

If this is a joke then how come the CIA are outside my door?

 

you should look a bit at the flat earth, it isnt rectangular, its a disk with Antarctica as the outside mountain range.

 

I'm aware, but the camera used to take the photo on the ISS had a pretty beat up lens so the image was distorted.

 

Warning: This ain't a shitpost plaza.

 

This isnt a shitpost. Not all comedy is shitposting: this actually sparks a discussion.

 

As a flat earther we all know that everyone intelligent takes flat earth for granted but, what if the earth is actually a..


VELOCIRAPTOR!!

MY AUSTOUNDING NEW THEORY HAS SHOCKING EVIDENCE!

Gravity is actually generated from a velociraptor running at 9.17 m/s!

And why is Jurassic world called Jurassic world? Because the world is something from the Jurassic era!

I hope everyone agrees with me and this theory takes off and eventually gets confirmed!

 

This is the content I came here to see.

 

That Velociraptor is super wrong.

 

Are you claiming that the velociraptor earth is fake?! I put undeniable evidence there! How can you not possibly believe it?

 

Cus space is a magic?

 

why dont airplanes just fly into space? they arent on the ground and the earth is constantly spinning so...

 

Surely people know that the earth is actually flat and being held up by four elephants standing on the back of a turtle flying through space, right?

 

i was simply criticizing the legitimacy of the image you provided

 

No. No. No. No. The Earth is actually a giant potato. Duh. (more explained on the bottom)

Potato earth. Not thurtal.


Now, I've seen a lot of really stupid shiz arount the internet recently. This stupid shiz mostly being the witless 'Round Earth People', the ludicrous 'Flat Earth People' and the 'Velociraptor Earth People.' I believe that all this is stupid and wrong and here is mai teorueeey 2 debonk al u stoupidt pople


Presenting...
The Potato Earth!


Compare!



As you can see, photos taken by the REAL TRUSTWORTHY SOURCES (the north korean 'satellite') show the Earth to be shaped like a Potato!
Now, as non - believers need convincing, I'll lay down a short Q & A

Q: What about gravity?are
A: Gravity? What gravity? This fiction called gravity is the illuminati trying to control our minds! The world is actually kept afloat by mashed potato gravy and dank memes!

Q: If the Earth was shaped like a potato, why dont I feel like a potato?
A: Because you already are one! You've actually been a potato for all these years so you don't know how to differentiate!

Q: Whats a potato?
A: Kill yourself.

Now, some of you may still be sceptical, so I'll bring in the big guns.

Tidal shift. High tide and low tide. The illuminati wants us to believe that the Moon causes all this. But there isnt a Moon! So what causes it? Well, it is caused by the giant butterflies inside the potato Earth core eating away at the potato crust. They only come out at night, so this explains one thing! This eating creates a small amount of instability within the potato Earth, and this, coupled with multiple stochastic celestial events which lubricate the crust, forming violent diacatric and vitriolic shaking, creating ocean water making high tide!