King Of The Hill (revival)

We claim the hill*

 

I summon your evil clones. They destroy you... and themselves since you both evaporate on touch. I claim the hill.

 

However due to having a negative mass which means anti-gravity or a repulsion field, no one can touch me. I claim the hill. (regardless of the fact that it should now be a hole in the ground)

 

i hire sans to use his magic gravity powers to launch you upwards indefinitely. i claim the hill. (Talking in lowercase... Like Sans.)

 

I use the power of angry internet nerd number 349783 to defeat sans. I then fall from 994768 feet into the hill making a sinkhole. We need a new hill and i need a new body.

 

I hire a hill making company to make a brand new hill. I claim the hill.

 

I use time shenanigans and lazy writing to erase you before you were born
i claim the hill

 

I use lazy writing to write me back in with a eraser to erase you from existence. I erase you and claim the hill.

 

I use even lazier writing to do stuff to get rid of you
I claim the hill

 

I claim the hill because reasons.

 

I ban you from the forums and claim the hill

 

I ban you because you didn't reply to me. I claim the hill.

 

Hill making company?

 

I use mario magic to turn you into a brick. I claim the hill.

 

I sorta poof in and burn you to death
I claim the hill

@WolfieVerse Death Counter [Multiple Reality Scanner] - 3

 

I sorta poof you out of existence and claim the hill. I place 99 bass boosted speakers on the hill and play ear-rape versions of everything.

 

I send a deaf person to the hill. They push you off and rule the hill in my place. They build a city and throne on the hill to rule from.

 

Your deaf person doesnt hear me sneak up on him so I stab him in the back and claim the hill/city

 

I stab you in the back with a severed arm holding a arm holding a knife. I claim the hill/city/throne.

 

I sneak microscopic bombs into your morning coffee so you explode and I claim the hill