Eat Food

Make food for the below person to eat.
Once you get the food, describe your feelings about eating it.

I give you a white-chocolate macadamia nut cookie

 

It is decent but a bit too fake Coco

I give the person below me a trump sandwich (who here knows the recipe for this)

 

It's a recipe for disaster?
Anyways I vomit it out, only for it to be replaced by a Mike Pence sandwich, which I hand to the next poster.

 

I take a bite, spit it out, and perform an exorcism on myself just in case.

I give the person below me a steak with Carolina Reapers shredded on top of it and hot sauce made with Carolina Reapers on top.

 

I die in the flames created by the hotness and the fact that I ran out of milk at breakfast.

I make the person below me a pizza, because we're all Americans, right?

 

thanks man! that was great!

hehe have some rabbit stew

 

I poke at it, and decide to push it away because rabbits are too close to cats.

Here person below me, enjoy some good old Liver.

 

uhm...nah Ill go hunt a deer.

Have some venison, medium rare.

 

Jokes on you. I like venison.

Enjoy some pink slime, right off the press. (If you didn't know what's in McDonald's burgers, you do now.)

 

Joke's on you, I love pink slime! Some of my favorite things... Uh... Are pink?

I give you the My Name Jeff meme.

 

Memes are inedible to internet wolves.
Have a coffee cake

 

Nice.

I give you a P-45 Yamaha Digital Piano.

 

I give it to @dyl

Have some cheese

 

I would make a joke for this, but it'd just be

Are you ready for this joke

Spoiler: Here is joke

Spoiler: Are you sure that you're ready?

Spoiler: Positive?

Spoiler: JOKE INBOUND

corny

I give you a small child.

 

I'm not going to eat this even though it wouldn't be cannibalism since I'm a slime...

I give the being below me a chocolate pie leftover from pi(e) day...

 

I vomit because TAU IS BETTER DAMNIT

I give you two pies. because Tau is 2Pi.

 

I eat one and leave the other because pi is better.

I make an explosive pizza.

 

i use it as a frisbee to use with Mike Pence

I give the BP my socks

 

I sniff them and then go back to oh wait i cant say its incriminating

I give the person the replies to this a bucket of coffee

 

cool.
no seriously, its fucking cold.

i give the BP Scran House.