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WEIRDEST AND MOST ILLOGICAL!? Ok. This is really worse than the shit, so prepare to fall asleep while reading this.
Really weird and illogical, but it is also the worst character I've ever created. This is soooo bad... I think anyone could make weirder than this, but no one could make as bad as mine. I rate my character 0/10.

Spoiler: Open if you dare... Don't say I didn't warn you.

A gigantic magical dark evil toaster named "rjfuçsejohrk,nr" talks exactly like Purple Shep and writes like a Temmie but in wingdings, and everytimes they see a door they teleport somewhere else by tearing reality out of rage (Yes, doors make them angry).

Gender : Error in reality.
Age : Their age is unknown for now, but it is told that they were born even before our Universe was.
Appearance : They has a nose in form of a rubber duck, ears that lets out a gas that explode in fireworks, has a "hair" made of hot dogs, has baguettes instead of legs. The they also have Wario's mustache and their computer screen shaped body is invisible to the human eyes.
Abilities : -When they scream it makes all kinds MLG sounds and weed comes out of their body by all their orifices.
-Attacks everything they sees with a rainbow flashing liquid coming out of their eyes that removes the minds of their foes and makes them vomit on the ground, then the toaster eats/drink everything they vomited to gain strenght and health in order to destroy all doors that exists on our planet.
-When they're threatened, their stare becomes deadly, doing 1-100 damage every 1 second.
Their dreams : Destroy every single door in existence; eat at least 35 octillion of dirt blocks in their lifetime.
Hobbies : Their hobbies are to eat washing machines and throw random dirty poisonous gummy bears at themself. They also love drinking liquid metal.
Others : They also have 666666 brains instead of one, but their size is one nanometer each.

Backstory :
Nobody has any idea how rjfuçsejohrk,nr was brought to life, but some believes he comes from another Universe, where logic doesn't even exist. One day, on their planet full of memes, they went sleeping peacefully, and woke up with 9 quintillion doors next to him. rjfuçsejohrk,nr got so angry and scared that they teleported far, far, far away, somewhere outside their Universe, on Earth, lost. At first they was confused, but realised they lost everything. A few moments later they saw some weird beings called "humans". The humans were attracted by the toaster's smell, and all jumped on it. rjfuçsejohrk,nr did his best to escape, but finally got caught by a scientist when trying. And you may think they was used for experiments and it made it weird, but actually, our toaster just teleported away because of a door they saw, again. Whadd'ya think? They were ALWAYS as weird as that. So, after this, they successfully escaped to somewhere where no human lives, in an obsucre forest, to be never seen again. And from now on, rjfuçsejohrk,nr roams in that forest where no human has ever survived, and shall return one day, far more powerful than before, to avenge themself on every door they sees.

 

Never mind, it's this guy because of the use of emojies

 

I legitimately read through all of that...
What the hell did I just read?!?!! XD

 

OH MY GOD, YOU REALLY DID THAT XD You crazy person.
And yeah, I surprised myself because of how bad it was.

 

Name: Blake Black
Gender/Age: Male/16
Race: Human
Class: Emo

Personality:
Blake doesn't really care about most things. He speaks rather monotonely. Oh and well, if you haven't realized yet he is very depressed.

Appearance:
Blake is dressed in all black. He has obsidian-black hair and nails. Both hair and nails are relatively long and his hair covers half of his face.

Backstory:
At the young age of 7, Blake was cursed with crippling depression! His parents didn't want to give him Jolly Ranchers. It saddened him and he lost all faith in his family. Then he left them. Blake began wandering the province, but nobody wanted to give him Jolly Ranchers. He shunned humanity for they were idiots.

Having been meditating in a cave for a while he realised that Jolly Ranchers doesn't exist in this world and that this world actually is not real. It is just a game. He lost all faith in the world and he now thinks that nothing matters and that the developers didn't care about him or the other people in the game. If they cared, they would invent Jolly Ranchers...

Years have gone by and Blake just wanders the province spreading the curse of crippling depression.

Weapons:
His obnoxiously long fingernails.
He rarely uses them, because "Why bother?"
They deal 42 dmg.

Spoiler: Large image explaining why it is 42, because 42 is actually really depressive...

Abilities:
Depressive Aura:
Being near Blake gradually increases the chance of you yourself becoming an Emo. The effect will be even stronger if you are listening to him talking.
If the conversion is successful the target will get the personality, the "powers" and the fashion sense of Blake.

Depressive Thought:
Blake says something depressive. Everyone who hears it will throw down anything they are holding and just fall to the ground and feel like garbage...

Other:
An unfinished version of this character was posted back on page one. I am reposting it because most people probably wouldn't see that I finished it.
Also. There are some things which i cut from the character because it just takes too much time, and i don't really want to spend more time on this.

 

Im adding one lol.
name:Bovis the Sandwich God
Gender: Beef. (The sandwich genders are beef, ham, chicken, and peanut butter.)
Race: Sandwich
Class: God

Appearance: A five foot tall beef sandwich with legs and eyes.

Personality: Tasty, loves food fights but despises modern weapons.

Backstory: Bovis is one of the food gods that govern all food. He was sealed away along with all the other gods long ago but he is one of the first to emerge. He now spreads the faith of the sandwhich and makes everyone consume more sandwiches. He is also waiting for the other food gods to awaken so they can combine into their true for, The Dew King Danker 3000

Weapons: A food gun with infinite beef sandwiches and tomatoes for ammo.
Also he is really heavy so he often bodyslams people.

Abilities: Hunger aura, makes everyone around him want to eat a sandwich.
God form, Bovis transforms into his godly form and obliterates anyone within 50 feet of his body. After the initial burst he also gains ridiculous speed and strength as well as glowing so bright that no one can look at him.