Bullshit Your Way To Victory

I transform into the sun and give everyone cancerous moles

 

i sell the cure for cancer in non-affordable prices and all people give me the city for it

 

I literally burn the city to the ground.
Well, I have it now I guess.

 

i burn it again cause why not.

is mine now

 

It was already burned, so you couldn't burn it efficiently.
Empress Rhed remains.

 

i hire some mercenarys to infiltrate at your palace and they kill you

the throne is mine.

 

Mercenaries*
My throne.

 

bullshit

 

Refer to the title

 

I spill Jumla's coffee on the town and everyone dies of glitches. My throne.

 

I duplicate the throne so everyone has one.

 

I use thrones as a currency and use shady business tactics to get them all.
Gotta love capitalism ™

 

Dupe more thrones. Also they weight like 100 kilos each how tf do you use them as currency

 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rai_stones
It's one of the coolest forms of currency.

Duplicating thrones makes the throne economy collapse, causing riots that end up conveniently placing me on the new throne.

 

Said riots also get you killed. I am now the throne master.

I decide to turn the city into a 2009 meme stash. Now nobody can take the throne without cringing at every single meme made in 2009 and earlier.

Pretty sure you'll die before you even get past the walls from cringe.

 

Add more thrones so everyone has one

 

The throne inflation turns the city into the mess that is worse than the TF2 and the Wynn economy combined. All the thrones are thrown into lava, where no more can be made.

I use WinDEU's ITG modded courses to use as a barrier between me and everyone else. You must FC each course without AutoPlay.

if you'd like to not have a seziure please don't look up WinDEU or taro

 

except you've made counterfeit thrones and now everyone is arrested for holding counterfeit currency

except for me with the legit throne

 

Some one make a throne give away and i get the city's throne

now's mine