The Cookie Clicker Cult

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if you don't know what cookie clicker is, it's an incremental game about cookies

warning: very addictive
click here at your own risk
(if you're too lazy to play it, here's my current save (updated whenever the hell)

started playing again and ended up with this

 

rip i clicked it...

 

yes

because a game where you click on a single cookie for hours on end in order to generate more cookies and turn grandmas into eldritch abominations literally from hell is fun
said eldritch grandmas are probably a lot more disturbing than what you'll see when you fight Pokemon Sun and Moon's final boss

oh yeah did I mention that there are FREAKING PARTICLE ACCELERATORS THAT MAKE COOKIES

"10/10 it's ok" -IGN

if you haven't noticed this entire post is satire
this game is fun and i do not recommend playing it or else you will probably get RSI/carpal tunnel

 

At least with Swarm Simulator you don't have to do much, plus there are multiple things to click

 

cookie clicker is dead
Swarm simulator is the new cookieclicker

 

Heh.... I played way too much back then


And finally someone started this!
also, side note, name your bakery Orteil

 

what a catastrophe

 

also side note, cookie clicker seems to come up as the first result when searching for "cookie"

at least for me

edit: also here is my save

if you would like to see what 870 nonillion cookies looks like

Spoiler: save thing

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%21END%21

 

IT IS FOR ME TOO
EVEN IN INCOGNITO MODE

WHAT IS THIS

 

Oh shit man I decided to check it out

 

fuck you.
why did you do this to me.

i sold grandmas.

 

Not for me

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Logarithmic af tho
You can't get anything past a certain point

 

here's an autohotkey script for clicking the big cookie rapidly.
meant to be used during x7 production boosts from golden cookies, but do whatever the hell with it.

Code:

Sleep 5000  ; Wait 5 seconds so you can get to your Cookie Clicker tab
Loop 1250 {
    Click 286, 484, 0  ; Move the mouse to (286, 484) (might not work for some; tell me if it doesn't)
    Click 2  ; Double-click
}

 

i prefer to do alt+leftshift+num lock, it works well and its simpler

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my cookies created 10 websites in 1 min
gr8

 

Hmm... Looks like a fun game. I'll check it out!
















Fuck

 

*wistfully remembers those days*
(and yes my name is Sam which is surprisingly not short for Samuel)

 

I am evolving (slightly)

 

LOLLLLL THIS GAME

 

If you are using chrome, Right click on the game: INspect, go to console and type in:
Game.addClass("elderWrath");


:-)

 

updated thread with my current save

also bump