Bullshit Your Way To Victory

I use the might of the US Air Force to force you off the throne with air. I claim the throne.

 

I claim you.
Which gives me the throne too, of course.

 

I do nothing.

 

He who asks, shall recieve.

Nothing happens.

 

And I still have the throne.

 

Correction, I own you, which allows me to own the throne.

but if you wanna be technical, yes, you own the throne, under leadership of me, you have no rights.

 

Correction: According to my quote of you, four posts above this one, you did nothing. Even if you consider that quote void, you will also have to consider your post five posts above this one as void.

 

Null and Void, Huh?

Very well, two can play at that game:
I travel back in time, making all posts before this, except the first post NULL and VOID, cancelling out anything that has happened up to this point, therefore all that stops me from the throne is myself...
I claim the throne
The game restarts.

 

Thanks man, the posts before these were pretty screwed up.
I throw a Boot™ at your face, knocking you off and I claim the throne.

 

I throw a Box™ at your face, knocking you off, I claim the throne.

 

I throw a @esreveimaJ ™ at your face, knocking you off and I claim the throne.

 

I put you in a box and ship it to Tahehe. I claim the throne.

 

Wait, I thought you guys were trying to claim a city.

 

we switched to a throne because easier to steal

 

come at me

 

My millions of monkeys at typewriters write a perfect battle strategy.
You're completely destroyed.
My throne.

 

I hack your Facebook account as well as your email, credit and debit cards, social security number, and birth certificate. Basically stealing your life. I claim the throne.

 

I don't use Facebook.

Your doorway into the rest of my personal information is non-existent then, so I remain Empress Rhed.

 

where even are we at this point? (physical location)

Eitherrr way, Nega-Me emerges from the pocket universe i used to survive the scratch plot reset and instantly descend upon wherever the hell we are, terrorize/kill half the populace, assasinate Empress Rhed, and move the whole city/castle/throne to actual hell, where I begin ruling as the 138th DARK LORD

 

But that wasn't the real throne. I stole it last month. You guys have been competing over a fake throne all this time lol. Have fun getting through my impossible gauntlet of doom.