Last Person To Comment Wins!

lol yep

 

O shit waddup

 

It's dat boi

 

:D
7char

 

hey immma be the last person kk dont messs with me

 

Are you currently a genuine homo sapien, that of which performs acts of evil and wrongdoing, purposefully intends to disrupt the peace of mankind, or to otherwise harm or hinder the progress of a protagonist?

I regret to inform you that I am not, in a technical sense, of that mentality.

Have you ever obtained possession of a homo sapien that is known for doing acts of good, known as the protagonist? Specifically referring to a genuine homo sapien, that of which has supernatural powers, who helps keep peace among mankind, known as a superhero?

I regret to inform you that I have not yet performed such an act.

Have you ever attempted the use of various apparel, accessories, and makeup to conceal your true identity from others?

I am thinking about the question you have just asked. Coming to the conclusion, I regret to inform you that I have not yet performed such an act.

I have hypothesized from your feedback that you will indeed need do be disciplined on how to become a homo sapien, that of which performs acts of evil and wrongdoing, purposefully intends to disrupt the peace of mankind, or to otherwise harm or hinder the progress of a protagonist.
Exclamatory Greeting of excitement

My colleagues and I are currently of the highest possible ranking, which is represented by the first numerical value.

I now request of you to thoroughly comprehend the message I am about to deliver to you via sound waves being produced by my larynx.
Here is a miniature tutorial in performing acts of deception and tomfoolery
which will then be documented in the nonfictional events of the past.
If you have the desire to become a homo sapien, that of which performs acts of evil and wrongdoing, purposefully intends to disrupt the peace of mankind, or to otherwise harm or hinder the progress of the protagonist, who has the highest possible ranking, which is represented by the first numerical value
you must obtain possession of a homo sapien that is known for doing acts of good, known as the protagonist, Specifically a homo sapien that has supernatural powers, who helps keep peace among mankind, known as a superhero, who is attempting to outrun the antagonist against our will.

I request of you to instantly move forward.

All you need to do is to mimic my exact movements, and stealthily place one foot in front of the other
being cautious to not produce any audible noises, which could be heard by onlooking Homo sapiens, and produce potential conflict. I request of you to be silent.
I command you to cease having possession of that object that occupies three-dimensional space in the observable universe.

An interjection used to express my sinister personality and joy.

I now ask of you to focus your attention on this object containing a series of ropes bound together, used to hold down or otherwise contain either animate or inanimate objects, that I have just recently obtained.
When I give a command, you are to forcefully propel this series of ropes bound together, used to hold down either animate or inanimate objects.
I now command you to perform the act of which I have just requested to you.
You were intended to forcefully propel the object containing a series of ropes bound together, used to hold down or otherwise contain either animate or inanimate objects, at the protagonist, not I.
I am disgusted. Nevertheless, we shall attempt to perform a different procedure of capturing the protagonist.

I now request of you to visually gather and comprehend the information I am teaching you
for I am informing you on what is currently happening in the moment.
The protagonist shall lose traction of his feet on the ground, due to the outer casing of an elongated yellow tropical fruit.
I am baffled at your actions. I request of you to state the cause that led you to perform such a ridiculous feat.

 

Why is this still a thing ;-;

 

Because posting in this thread is essentially effortless?

 

yeah... its just necroing

 

We're not getting there for a looooong time....

 

Moo, muun mooo mous.

 

uhhhh... wat

 

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