Bullshit Your Way To Victory

I kick yo off the throne via lazy writing. I claim the throne as mine.

 

You get banned for using lazy writing too much. I take the throne to Jupiter's moon Galileo. I claim the throne.

 

But it was a fake throne. I get back on my throne, which is where it was before.

 

I teleport your throne to Galileo and sit on it. I claim the throne.

 

I teleported with it. An awesome lightsaber fight happens and I win. I reclaim my lost throne.

 

A turtle falls on your head and knocks you out. I grab the real throne not a fake one and teleport to Mercury. I claim the throne.

 

I build an even bigger death star, actually finish it, secure that DAMN SHAFT, (mwahaha) and destroy mercury, taking the throne and sitting on it, and guard my new throne room with a massive robot that I've enchanted with narrative immortality

Planet death counter - 1
Moon death counter - 1
Star Death Counter - 0
Asteroid death counter - 0
@WolfieVerse death counter - 2

 

i delete u guys
do i win

 

MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE!!!!

I use a portal to move your robot into the void. I also throw you in with him. I claim the throne and the death star.

 

The death star explodes due to a lack of exhaust ports. The throne falls to the planet I'm conveniently on. I move it to my new castle and claim it.

 

Your castle gets attacked by rampaging attack helicopters. I steal the throne in the chaos and more it to my new castle. I claim the throne.

 

I obtain a nuke because lazy writing and nuke the castle, destroying everything except the nuke-proof throne. I claim the throne and bury it in the core of the Earth.

 

I build a starkiller out of Mars (with a perpetual shield), destory earth, AND the sun (why not), grab the nuke-proof throne, retrieve my robot, make it narratively frozen in this dimension/planetbase AS WELL as narratively immortal, and instill myself on the throne.

 

I rebuild the Earth and Sun, walk up to you and slap you. I then take controll of the starkiller and claim the throne.

 

You sit on the throne and TURN YOUR BACK TO THE GODDAMN BODY (i am so sorry for you)
My robot incapacitates you, so I leap up, muffle and stab you, and take back my stuff. I give my legions of mooks marksmanship training.
I then re-blow up the earth and sun, leaving everyone outside the starkiller to slowly freeze. I then use this on your corpse.
I take clown training, making me effectively immortal.
I permanently bind my soul to the throne, meaning that if i do die despite above precautions, I will simply regenerate sitting on it.

I aim for final victory

Planet death counter - 2
Moon death counter - 1
Star Death Counter - 1
Asteroid death counter - 0
Player death counter - 3

:Update:
I install anti-lazy writing shields
toootally worth the $2,000,000,000,000,000 that i paid entirely in cookies

 

I use my black-hole-in-a-box to suck you and everything you own into nothingness. You are trapped in the black hole until you die (oh wait...). All that's left is the throne in space. I sit on it with my spacesuit on and claim it.

 

I somehow return with a new earth and sun.
I then throw the sun at you which kills you.
I put the throne back on earth and sit on it.
I now also have a dog with be to guard the throne.

 

I bring a cat to lure the dog away. Then I walk up to you and slap you in the face with a fish, rendering you unconscious. I claim the throne.

 

A white hole spits me out into a different part of the universe. After a bunch of wacky adventures with a crazed sociopath, half of me gets absorbed into an inter-dimensional demon that has better things to do while the other half, now dead, possesses you through the throne you're sitting on.
I claim the throne.

 

I repossess myself with a demon of dank memes, forcing you out. I claim the throne.