King Of The Hill (revival)

These glasses prevent you from seeing me in the dark so I walk up and stab you in the stomach and then throw you 420 miles away.

 

I summon my character from your joke rp characters thread. His dankness wipes you from existence. I claim the hill.

 

I eat DEWritos and 1440 no-scope headshot you. Everyone admires my dankness and I claim the hill.

 

I call out your profile picture and name being a paradox and you get wiped from existence due to being a paradox. I claim the hill.

 

I fly in from the distance using my dankness and 360 noscope you off the hill making it mine.

 

Told you it was confusing.

 

I run up to you, tackle you, and start licking your face making you run off. I claim the hill.

 

I ban you from the server for harassment. I claim the hill.

 

I reappear and cut you open using box cutters claiming the hill as mine

 

I chew you out for not replying to me, literally. I chew you up with whatever's inside me. I claim the hill.

 

You get banned for eating other people.I claim the hill.

 

As you watch him get banned I throw a piece of meat past you luring you off the hill making the hill mine.

 

I start an ice-cream parlour at the base of the hill. Everyone tries some, leaving the hill free. I claim the hill.

 

God dang it Bobby

 

I throw a pizza at you and knock you off the hill.
I claim the hill

 

I throw a bowl of salad at you and knock you off the hill.
I claim the hill.

 

I open a free salad bar. You go to check it out, but it was secretly a trap. You die to the trap and I claim the hill.

 

You realize that hill was an illusion. I claim the real hill.

 

I teleport over to your hill and sparta-kick you off. I claim the hill.

 

I summon the Jamieverse clan and you get obliterated by sheer numbers. I claim the hill.