Welcome To Corkus

Hello, Wynnians, Frumans, and Gavellians alike,

Today I, a royal member of the federation of Corkus am sending you a letter regarding our province.
You have been invited to our great island, to explore, and to take shits on broken gears. Here, you will find many things to do, such as climbing restricted towers and exploring boring forests. Here, I will be making a comprehensive guide to your stay in Great Corkia I mean Corkus.

We have two cities, Relos, and Corkia. One of them is a dock port that is hard to navigate, while the other, is an ugly town that has garbage spilling onto our roads. Your best bet is to rent a home in the junkyard instead, as it is slightly cleaner.

In Relos, you can do very boring I mean fun things like fishing, climbing masts to get dead batteries to open a library, or you can try to visit the rest of the island, which is hard because imposters don't like visitors and tell them they aren't allowed to enter(You might want to stay away from them, they are called Corkus Delegate's)

In Corkia, however, you will find streets made of pop cans and cardboard boxes we use to package blenders and what not. We also have a bank where you can store all your junk food you buy from our stores, but you probably shouldn't, as our candies come from Wybel body parts.

Now, here is a rundown of our rules:
a) You are not allowed to enter any bird-infested areas. Corkus is known to have civilized birds who somehow are more advanced than us humans, and they are very sketchy.
b) do not pee on streets, you are only allowed to take shits.
c) no swearing, saying "fuck" could result in 50 "ticks" in prison.
d) No meme material such as doritos or mtn dew. If you see anyone with memes then report them. This includes people like @GiraffeMemeLord
e) Lastly, do not pretend to be birds. We take it as an offense to see someone dressed up as one, especially since there are mutant birds that we are fighting a war with.

Hope to see you soon!

Regards, Corkus Delogate I mean Dohdo Executable File

 

Cah-Caw!

I is bird now

 

And here we are doing our boring shiz, While we could be going here where its so "fun". yaaaa.

 

a dinosaur pretending to be a bird? get him!

 

Tags have never been more true

 

But birds are the ancestors to dinosaurs, so technically, I am a bird

 

Chicken .o.

 

Technically, yes

 

Bawk bawkk Lay an egg for me you shall!..

 

Oh boy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

kill me

 

"You have died. You lost 2 soul points."

 

CAW CAW FUCKERS

 

why did they move this to nemrekts bar?

 

Because it's a shitpost and nemracts bar is a mini VIP plaza

 

Now it's in the main wynncraft forum great

 

Dinosaurs are birds tho

 

duduu duuuuuuu .o.

 

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