Bullshit Your Way To Victory

*holds up throne* "You looking for this?"
Im kidding.
I throw you down in the nether to get it for me...

 

I sneak up behind Bailwolf and push him into the nether as well grabbing the throne making it mine. I also set up a wall around myself, with a ceiling as well, with anti logic repellent so no one can get through the wall or ceiling.

 

Anti logic repellent...so logic works? I use science to develop an acid that burns through your ceiling and I drop onto you and throw you out the hole. I claim the throne.

 

I immediately go into the hole behind you, kill you, and steal the throne you just picked up.

 

I tell you that Wynn is adding an "Emoji province" in their next expansion called the "Emoji expansion".
Then you jump off a tower and I win.

 

i cant die

 

So? No death is permanent in this world anyway.

I throw a ball of moss out of the window. You are compelled to chase it and I rebuild the window behind you useing magic. I claim the throne.

 

I use the power of CORKUS to lure you out and I steal the throne.

 

I steal the throne, nuke the city, and hide in a bunker that I created in 13.37 nanoseconds with magic..

 

I realize before you do this that it will happen and swap the real throne with a fake one!

 

I knew that the throne was replaced by a fake one, so I went to where you put the real one and stole it instead. Through the power of lazy writing, I then steal every throne in the world and store them in my bunker, which has enough space to fit all of them, me, and all the stuff I need for living without anyone noticing.

 

Through the power of lazy writing I bomb your bunker and steal all the thrones and do the exact same thing you did with the thrones.

 

im so rad that i dont need no throne B)

 

I guess I still have the throne, YAY!

 

I throw a chemical on all the thrones and blow them up. The real throne is left unharmed thanks to the chemical and I claim the throne.

 

I come up behind you while playing peek-a-boo with you and scare the shit out of you. I claim the throne!

 

I take your hat which is apparently the source of your power because you fall to the ground and have a seizure. I pick up the throne and move it to the moon. I claim the throne.

 

While you guys are fighting over a pile of rubble, I build the goddamn death star (throne included)
I then destroy the moon, killing @WolfieVerse and destroying that throne forever.

 

That was mean. I get resurrected via lazy writing. Unfortunately I know all the structural weak spots of a death star and bomb them until you blow up. The throne survived and is now in a geosynchronous orbit. I claim the throne.

 

I teleport the throne to my castle without you using... Uh... Methods. I claim the throne.