Bullshit Your Way To Victory

This just turned into king of the hill hasn't it.

 

Yep. I'm getting confused which thread I'm on.

 

I drop a penny, causing the throne to explode with you on it. I replace the throne and claim it.

That better?

 

I use the death note to kill @Florfy5 (blame my anime nerd friend), I build a wall to heaven and fortify my defenses so that nothing can ever take me over. I take years and years of practice to make me immune to all poisons or chemicals of any shape, size, color, or form. I then arm my men to the max and take over all of Wynncraft and the world, making me the ultimate king. You can never stop me now MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

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Someone will find a loophole. Question is, how long will it take?

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Wait, I also train myself like in the movie "Interception" so that I can't go into any dream world or alternate reality. I also destroy any time machines and make a global automatic system that makes sure any device or idea about me is automatically destroyed whenever it is created. Now I'm done.

 

The machine dsigned to destrot thoughts about you kipls you and all your men (that wasn't very smart). With no king, a power vaccum exist before I take the throne as your succesor. I also make sure to dismantle the pre mentioned machine because that's a terrible idea.

 

I literally kick you off the throne.

See ya.

 

I send a rabbit to kill you. It becomes my loyal, fully obedient pet that is mentally incapable of disobeying me. It is immortal, has laser eyes, can teleport anywhere at will with no ability to be stopped, is all-knowing, and his bite kills you in .69 nanoseconds, and kills anyone that tries to take my place.

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DAMN IT, NINJAPOST!

 

I send more rabbits with anti-rabbit armor to kill your rabbits and you.

honestly this whole thread is just channeling my inner 12 year old cringe

 

But my rabbit is invincible and mans the anti-rabbit cannon to disintegrate all your rabbits before they enter the city. I still have the throne, m9.

 

I launch a satellite into space, armed with a doom ray that obliterates the city, you, and simultaneously traps your rabbits into the Earth's core.

I also launch a satellite that rebuilds and fortifies the city with a 10 foot thick Unobtanium™ dome, reflecting any sort of attack straight back at the sender.

 

But I saw the future and escaped the city with the throne before you obliterated the city. I build a hidden city that nobody knows about and has unbreakable walls around it. I put the throne in the city. I still possess it.

 

what wants to start a vote:

Kick player: Florfy5?
(accused of cheating)

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Press F1 to vote yes

Press F2 to vote no

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Vote count:
✔ 420 ✘ -1

 

I secretly, without anyone knowing, hire Russia to hack the voting booths right before voting ends so that the vote dictates that I do not get kicked.

 

I proceed to permanantly, no questions asked or reversions possible, ban Florfy5 from this thread.

To be honest, if you're playing "defense" for your city, it's not fun. Give it up, then attack it again. You'll be more creative that way.

 

Okay. It is revealed that you don't have the ability to ban, but I give you the city but, unbeknownst to you, I've placed a nuclear warhead set to go off the second you sit on the throne under the city.

 

Jokes on you, I don't sit.

 

Yea, it was an attempt, OH WELL.

I use the Wynncraft Dik Dik army to surround the city, disarm the bomb, and take the throne to the Dik Dik lair, which is back in time 500,000 years ago.

 

I walk up and push you off the throne. This logicvworkd just fine in king of the hill.

 

DAMNIT! I've been outsmarted! Curse the gods!
*Dies in agony*

 

I kick the throne away from you and throw it in the depths of the Nether, where there's always one or two guys dominating the scoreboard.

Good luck trying to get that throne back.