King Of The Hill (revival)

I use my cuteness to trick you into thinking Im harmless and then bite your throat.
I claim the hill.

 

I call animal control and they take you to a dog pound. I claim the hill.

 

I cause the other dogs to riot and escape in the madness. I then transform into a human/wolf thing grab to mythic swords and mythic armor and come fight you. I win and claim the hill.

 

(Should I bring in the FE references? Well, it has swords that can kill gods, so maybe it could be useful...)

I grab a Beast Killer and, remembering I have no idea how to use spears, I instead get Beastbane and defeat you and the other doges with it. I have the hill now MUAHAHAHA!

 

Should i go get my OP weapons?

 

*Grabs a Killing Edge* Okay. I have 14 games' worth of swords at my disposal anyway :3

 

nah. Ill just summon every character Ive role-played as ever (Including the one that fought an army of gods and won in 20 seconds) and attack you.

I claim the hill cause of OPness.

 

I storm the hill with my crew with m16's and kill everyone.









I claim the hill.

 

I use an EMP to deactivate your weapons and bombard you with cannons from the civil war until you retreat.

I claim the hill.

 

Guns can't be shutdown by an electro magnetic pulse device, so I just get some more ammo and storm the hill again and re-claim the hill.

 

oh no you've discovered my plot hole! Run!


I use a spell that renders everyone within two miles unconscious. I then throw you of the hill while you drool on the ground.

I claim the hill.

 

I sit on the hill and slowly expand to take up the entirety of the hill, pushing you off.
I claim the hill.

 

Congrats your now 6000+ pounds. You get diabetes due to being overweight and then go into insulin shock. I then push your unconscious self off the hill. I claim the hill.

 

Congrats, you successfully pushed 6000+ pounds off a hill, the effort of which makes you dizzy and sleep. I take the hill from under your unconscious body and place it on another hill.
I claim the hills.

 

Now your sleeping from picking up a hill. I claim the mountain lol.

 

i bring a army of Wybels to take the mountain, you have been send to the dungeons

 

I escape the dungeons using my magic and fighting skills. I then use all the money i just earned to buy an army and destroy your army. I claim the hill.

 

i ask donald trump for a small loan, with that money i buy a nuke and nuke that hill, i claim the next hill that i see

 

I mutate due to radiation and turn into a giant. I come and pick you up and throw you to the other side of the earth.
I claim the hill.

 

you can have the hill, ima claim this Island i have landed on.