Write Me A Poem - Vip Giveaway ( Giveaway Over )

I know for sure this is the best poem ever. I will win trust me.

I know I won't win.
Giveaways are rigged.
And all I know.
Is that PlanetCookie will win.

 

Roses are red.
Violets are red.
My garden's on fire

 

Snoopizzle, by FlubbyB

Snoop my fair homie, what doth compel thee?
Is it the sweet smell of the Gin and Juice?
Or 'pon fair nape she do reve'l to see?
Comp'on ride will we, bitches in our crews.

Yet do shots fire 'pon thy enemies, dead
Gauge twelve do make his body fly through the air
Now later in life memes do occupy thy head
Fish hat, ratta tat, weed cooking do bear

Still kicking, say he, say we do mizzle
Meméd 'pon, m'lady, cooking with Mar'
We gon' blaze like the real Gs for rizzle
My nizzle Marthizzle got great bars

Just doin' this shit because I'm a fool
Volta on your ass, learned that in school

 

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Lord MuttonChops was a fair hero who fought with a stick, he defended the sheep with his mageical stick and slayed the monster King whos name was 'Bob', he saved the pink almighty sheep from the savage snow wolfs!


IGN Toxicfish300 'The chance of me winning is the chance of me winning the lottery'.

 

Oops, my bad

 

Here I sit broken hearted,
Came to shit but only farted.

Later on, I took my chance,
Tried to fart but shit my pants....

 

a poem in the comments, The one who will write my favorite one will get the VIP.
*Note that I can not upgrade your rank, So you must be rankless.
Also the poem could be either short or long, Doesn't really matter.
This will end in 2 days.

I did what you asked for...

Actually here it is:

Hello LordMutton,
give me Vip pls,
just press the buy button,
and you I will bless.

Please MuttonChops,
click the confirms,
race to the shops,
agree to the terms.

Thanks LordChops,
for buying me Vip,
now this poem stops,
please take this tip.

 

Or we win and we do an other contest,
to stay in an infinite circle of test !
:D

 

Does it have to be original?

 

I open my eyes and see through the light
shielding from what i see in freight
a mutton hanging loose
from the horns of a moose
i run and run from the mutton
which i stumble across the LORD MUTTTONCHOPSSSSDFSFWERWERWERWERQWR

 

Roses are red
Valentine is a lovely day
My valentine is a man
Because

 

Roses are red, violets are blue.
I don't know what to say, so fuck you

(rank me up pls)

 

bright moonlight shrines before my bed,
I wonder if it is frost on the ground,
Seeinng the bright moon, I raised my head,
then lower it, thinking of Wynn

IGN: miningmoooshroom

 

There was once an UntraDABle item,
Someone got it and got PUNished,
He had to pay 1$ to get away from this PUNishment.

~HistrololicolalCeka~

This is not a poem... DEBANN plz
Am I gonna lose VIP+?

 

"Write me a poem"
Not "Copy me a poem"

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the colour
Of the elephant poo

-Ign is xX_NoScope_Xx

 

Of course it has to be original, otherwise that would be unfair considering most of these poems are the roses are red violets are blue poems

 

Powders are red.
They can also be blue.
Now give me one.
Or I'll report you!1!!1!11one

Please give the rank to this player if I win:
randleog

 

sad
An Amazing Poem

Guess How many children I got!
well, lets just say there were a lot
Sadly, they were all ugly, so I aimed my gun, and shot
Finally I was happy, but my wife was not.
So she sued me, then sued me some more
This continued until I was poor.
Then she grabbed my throat and started to squeeze
Now I am in the hospital Give me VIP please!
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Praise the Lord ! And praise the Sun !
Brace yourselves for a new hope has risen...
He likes a good joke when he sees one,
Hosted the first ever Wynncon !

I attended it, what a sight, what a thrill !
Tantibus was there, some other dudes too
But Grian closed the deal
By announcing ??? quest version 2 !

All thanks to @LordMuttonChops ,
For he's a good sport, knows how to ball
He's the finest hero of them all,
Because in the wake of darkness, he never stops !


I know this might not be your type of poem but it's the best I could come up with
Happy dankness to you