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Write Me A Poem - Vip Giveaway ( Giveaway Over )

Discussion in 'Wynncraft' started by i eat bees, Feb 20, 2017.

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  1. DutchSpruceRun

    DutchSpruceRun Adventurer VIP+

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    I know for sure this is the best poem ever. I will win trust me.

    I know I won't win.
    Giveaways are rigged.
    And all I know.
    Is that PlanetCookie will win.
     
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  2. Prie

    Prie gaming HERO

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    Roses are red.
    Violets are red.
    My garden's on fire
     
  3. Flubby

    Flubby left and accidentally became leftist VIP+

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    Snoopizzle, by FlubbyB

    Snoop my fair homie, what doth compel thee?
    Is it the sweet smell of the Gin and Juice?
    Or 'pon fair nape she do reve'l to see?
    Comp'on ride will we, bitches in our crews.

    Yet do shots fire 'pon thy enemies, dead
    Gauge twelve do make his body fly through the air
    Now later in life memes do occupy thy head
    Fish hat, ratta tat, weed cooking do bear

    Still kicking, say he, say we do mizzle
    Meméd 'pon, m'lady, cooking with Mar'
    We gon' blaze like the real Gs for rizzle
    My nizzle Marthizzle got great bars

    Just doin' this shit because I'm a fool
    Volta on your ass, learned that in school
     
  4. Toxicfish

    Toxicfish Well-Known Adventurer

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    Lord MuttonChops was a fair hero who fought with a stick, he defended the sheep with his mageical stick and slayed the monster King whos name was 'Bob', he saved the pink almighty sheep from the savage snow wolfs!


    IGN Toxicfish300 'The chance of me winning is the chance of me winning the lottery'.
     
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  5. Zepic

    Zepic I Don’t Know What to Put HERO

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    Oops, my bad
     
  6. Meandrous

    Meandrous Skeletal Dread Lord, King of bones VIP

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    Here I sit broken hearted,
    Came to shit but only farted.

    Later on, I took my chance,
    Tried to fart but shit my pants....
     
  7. del fire spear

    del fire spear summitsun

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    a poem in the comments, The one who will write my favorite one will get the VIP.
    *Note that I can not upgrade your rank, So you must be rankless.
    Also the poem could be either short or long, Doesn't really matter.
    This will end in 2 days.

    I did what you asked for...

    Actually here it is:

    Hello LordMutton,
    give me Vip pls,
    just press the buy button,
    and you I will bless.

    Please MuttonChops,
    click the confirms,
    race to the shops,
    agree to the terms.

    Thanks LordChops,
    for buying me Vip,
    now this poem stops,
    please take this tip.
     
  8. AlexisPlay

    AlexisPlay I'm that one guy who is a guy. VIP+

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    Or we win and we do an other contest,
    to stay in an infinite circle of test !
    :D
     
  9. Zernoxi

    Zernoxi Forum Assistant of the Mighty Forum God

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    Does it have to be original?
     
  10. ImCold

    ImCold Mmmmm

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    I open my eyes and see through the light
    shielding from what i see in freight
    a mutton hanging loose
    from the horns of a moose
    i run and run from the mutton
    which i stumble across the LORD MUTTTONCHOPSSSSDFSFWERWERWERWERQWR
     
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  11. Yeezus

    Yeezus Well-Known Adventurer VIP+

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    Roses are red
    Valentine is a lovely day
    My valentine is a man
    Because
     
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  12. llllllllllllll

    llllllllllllll Famous Adventurer

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    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    I don't know what to say, so fuck you

    (rank me up pls)
     
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  13. MOOOSH

    MOOOSH MOOO!

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    bright moonlight shrines before my bed,
    I wonder if it is frost on the ground,
    Seeinng the bright moon, I raised my head,
    then lower it, thinking of Wynn

    IGN: miningmoooshroom
     
  14. enecks

    enecks Well-Known Adventurer HERO

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    There was once an UntraDABle item,
    Someone got it and got PUNished,
    He had to pay 1$ to get away from this PUNishment.

    ~HistrololicolalCeka~

    This is not a poem... DEBANN plz
    Am I gonna lose VIP+?
     
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  15. AlexisPlay

    AlexisPlay I'm that one guy who is a guy. VIP+

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    "Write me a poem"
    Not "Copy me a poem"
     
  16. Ville

    Ville Well-Known Adventurer CHAMPION

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Brown is the colour
    Of the elephant poo

    -Ign is xX_NoScope_Xx
     
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  17. Zepic

    Zepic I Don’t Know What to Put HERO

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    Of course it has to be original, otherwise that would be unfair considering most of these poems are the roses are red violets are blue poems
     
  18. ReReverse

    ReReverse Social Anxiety (no longer) in a can! CHAMPION

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    Powders are red.
    They can also be blue.
    Now give me one.
    Or I'll report you!1!!1!11one

    Please give the rank to this player if I win:
    randleog
     
  19. Kaelan~

    Kaelan~ RIP VIP

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    An Amazing Poem

    Guess How many children I got!
    well, lets just say there were a lot
    Sadly, they were all ugly, so I aimed my gun, and shot
    Finally I was happy, but my wife was not.
    So she sued me, then sued me some more
    This continued until I was poor.
    Then she grabbed my throat and started to squeeze
    Now I am in the hospital Give me VIP please!
     
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  20. ButterPainter

    ButterPainter Well-Known Adventurer

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    Praise the Lord ! And praise the Sun !
    Brace yourselves for a new hope has risen...
    He likes a good joke when he sees one,
    Hosted the first ever Wynncon !

    I attended it, what a sight, what a thrill !
    Tantibus was there, some other dudes too
    But Grian closed the deal
    By announcing ??? quest version 2 !

    All thanks to @LordMuttonChops ,
    For he's a good sport, knows how to ball
    He's the finest hero of them all,
    Because in the wake of darkness, he never stops !


    I know this might not be your type of poem but it's the best I could come up with :saltedhappy:
    Happy dankness to you
     
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