Finish The Story

I've done something similar a very long time ago, And I was bored so... Why not do it again?
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I am going to start a story and all of you need to comment down below something to continue it, Don't make it too long or too short, Make it fit the current story and I'll add it onto the actual story, I'm interested of seeing what kind of a bizarre story we'll end up with, Each time you continue the story make it between 3-5 more words, You can continue it more than once but not twice at the same time (Wait until someone continues it again).
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Current story:

Once upon a time there was a little fish who said "git gud you pathetic human", He then proceded to eat some plankton, All of the sudden, Shrek on a motorboat comes out and starts to attack the fish, The fish dives into a hole but Shrek digs up and eats the fish, A potato falls and hits shreks head and he squishes it, All of a sudden a meteor falls, killing Shrek, a new guy named Mr. Protagonist comes and becomes the new main character, Then Mr.Antagonist arrives and force him to to eat what is left of shrek's corpse, But Mr. Protagonist doesn't want to so he shoots Mr. Antagonist, But that broke the law of good guys, so Mr. Protagonist got put in jail for murder, He then escapes and
eats a wild potato while it is drinking meat from a river and then contracts a disease from eating unwashed food, So he go see the best doctor around which is... Yahya! He prescribes some mushrooms, But instead of helping, They make him transform into a mushroom, But the mushroom he turned into was blue, which meant... He could still cast magic spells! He proceeded to cast Teleport, And teleported into a soup that belonged to a man named Bob, who told the waiter he didn't order mushroom soup,
The waiter then hit bob in the head with the soup bowl, And the soup spilled on the floor allowing Mr.Protagonist to escape,
But he was found and arrested by the police again, The Police asked him if they can eat him but he said no so they proceeded to put himself into a furnace while nobody else was watching, Suddenly, the head of the Intergalactic Super Hero Police Department burst in and asked for a bite of mushroom, A young man stands in his bedroom, It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday, His name is John Egbert, John Egbert buys a game called Sburb, The police said no, And the head of the IGSHPD left, Suddenly a wild avos tickled him...

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There was a little fish

 

Who said...

 

"git gud you pathetic human"

 

He then proceded to...

 

eat some plankton.

 

All of the sudden, Shrek on a motorboat comes out and starts to attack the fish.

 

The fish dives into a hole and is now safe. :)

 

Shrek digs up and eats the fish
Shrek is now the main character

 

A potato falls and hits shreks head

 

He squishes it and all star plays

 

A meteor falls, killing Shrek, a new guy named Mr. Protagonist comes and becomes the new main character...

 

...Then Mr.Antagonist arrives and force him to...

 

... To eat what is left of, shrek's corpse...

 

But Mr. Protagonist doesn't want to so he shoots Mr. Antagonist...

 

But that broke the law of good guys, so Mr. Protagonist...

 

got put in jail for murder...

 

He then escapes and...

 

Eats a wild potato while it is drinking meat from a river

 

and then contracts a disease from eating unwashed food.