Shop My Shack Of Stuff

I'll warn you now: If you're looking for end-game stuff, you're in the wrong place. If you came looking for some sarcastic descriptions of my terrible stock (or gear lvl 50 and below), then go on.


WARNING: I do not guarantee that my stock is of perfect condition. In fact, I can assure you that it won't be of good condition.


Helms
Either too big, or too small, these helmets will either shrink your head (to make you look more fashionable, of course), or they'll cover your eyes, just so you can be massacred by zombies as you swing blindly in the other direction.

(34) The Berserker’s Helm #1
(34) The Berserker’s Helm #2
(34) The Berserker’s Helm #3


Chestplates
I hope you like the feeling of brittle shards being plunged into your chest!

(13) Chimaera
(36-40) Unidentified Chestplate


Leggings
Changing your gender has never been so easy!

(11) Opulenity
(16-20) Unidentified Leggings
(38) Chained Pixels #1
(38) Chained Pixels #2
(38) Chained Pixels #3
(38) Chained Pixels #4


Boots
Hey, at least now you can put that horse to good use, right?

(37) Giant Step


Spears
You're more likely to stab yourself than your enemies with these. Honestly, I don't know how that happens. I mean, all you have to do is lift it up and stab it forward-ow. Oh no.

(7) Maltic's Old Spear
(39) Fierce Thunder #1
(39) Fierce Thunder #2


Bows
Multiple wood chips in the eye and brain, causing instant death. We are proud to announce this was the result of one of our own homemade, quality bows splintering in our customer's own hands.

(42) Thunderbolt


Daggers
These blades (note I didn't mention whether they were sharp) are great for assassinating! (Note I didn't mention who)

(28-32) Unidentified Dagger
(32) StabSand


Wands
To make all your wishes of suffering utter failure and a horrible death come true!

(40-44) Unidentified Wand


Accessories
Some say they're cursed. Don't believe them. I mean, sure, maybe they lost an arm, or a leg...or a head, but STILL.

(37) Morph-Amethyst
(54) Jester Necklace (26% Loot 28% XP)


Depressing Weapons
This is my favorite section by far. I mean, they're depressing. What's not to love?

[None]


Miscellaneous
And to add the terrible icing on the terrible cake, here are some terrible items!

Bob's Tear (x4) So appropriate. Bob must've visited my shop!


Found anything you like? No? Buy something anyway, I need the money.

 

How much for 2 Bob's Tears?

 

how much for a bobs tear?

 

Can i has ur unidentified 28-32 bow?
it's legendary right?

 

What's your price for the depressing items? I'll buy as many as you're willing to sell lol

 

@Irion Xenix @SizzlingBacon My first offer is 35 EB.
@The Superior One Yup! Everything here is legendary. Um...normally, I would sell it for 1 LE, but since you took an unidentified one and you'll have to identify it, I'll sell it to you at 60 EB.
@Jones2max They cost 10 EB each.

 

@Jones2max They cost 10 EB each.[/QUOTE]

Could I get you down to 8 a piece? Or non-negotiable?

 

no deal

 

20 EB.

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Could I get you down to 8 a piece? Or non-negotiable?[/QUOTE]

8 EB will do.

 

8 EB will do.[/QUOTE]

Are you on right now?

 

Yeah. World 20. Pick it up from Nesaak or Ragni. Sorry if they're weird locations.

 

All good. I'll do Ragni because it's closer.

 

kek

u able to get on now?
or an hour from now?

 

I'm on now! I'm at Ragni. World 20.

 

._.
will u still be on for at least an hour or so?

 

Probably, yeah.

 

you on now?

 

Yeah. Ragni, World 20.

 

i didn't see you on

 

Can you make it now?