Moon's Dragon: Another Universe Rp [ended]

"Sick shark-slap, Luke. Throw that into dinner, it'll make it better

 

Daragor orders Terrae to assist Sarah and Haven and to try to prevent more losses.

Daragor then stabs the Lightning Cursed through the head.

 

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......

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How the hell did I do that?

 

Break down the tent.

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED-

 

Valeeri
Luke cuts the shark into the pieces in front of Brutus. Then slapped Brutus again.

A. Free Action

Daragor
You chopped the Cursed's ear off, just missing the head somehow.
Terrae rolled a 4. Well, curses.
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Haven is trying their best to defend the city.
The Cursed rolled a 20. They completely devastated Haven's walls to pieces, letting all of the Cursed in to kill everyone inside Haven.
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[950/-900] Daragor: 100/100
[180/-180] Terrae: 100/100
Sarah: 95/100
Haven: 30,000/50,000

[-100] Lightning Cursed: 50/100
[500/-200] Bigger Lightning Cursed: 100/100
[750/-300] Even Bigger Lightning Cursed: 100/100
Cursed Horde: 47,000/50,000
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A. Attack again
B. Tome
C. Flee
D. Free Action

Cindy Fate
Did you know that you are a wizard?

A. Yes
B. Hell yes
C. No

Cassandra
Tent Man: "WHAT THE HELL?!"

He summons a golem in front of you. It kinda looks like Shrek in a way.
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A SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

 

"hi sir can i purchase one of your tents? i noticed you had a sign with prices next to a giant stack of rolled up tents"

 

Cassandra
The golem takes the tents away.

Golem: "Hmph."

Tent Man: "NOT ANYMORE!"

He walks away with his golem.

A. Free Action

 

"okay, your loss of sales"

"Welp what now crew?"

 

Cindy:"We've got to do something! We-we need to get over there!"

 

Cassandra
Sophie: "Go back home."

Dave: "Grow a beard.

A. Sophie
B. Dave

Cindy Fate
By all means go over there. Your journey will come to an end fast.

A. Free Action

 

"Dave, i love your initiative. Go for it. Sophie, did you SEE those soldiers? THEY HAD FUCKING EXPLODING STICKS WITH SPIKES ON THEM (guns with bayonettes i'mma say)

 

Cassandra
*Back at Faywynne*
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Daragor's Cultist: "I like waffles..."
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Do you really think that they had exploding sticks with spikes on them?

A. Yes
B. No

 

"Ok, that's enough shark slapping."

 

Valeeri
It's time for dinner! (I think)

A. Eat
B. Don't

 

I head for dinner

 

Valeeri
The dinner explodes.

Luke: "WHO THE FUCK PUT A BOMB IN THE SHARK?!"

A. Free Action

 

I slowly turn to Brutus

 

Valeeri
You hear a splash.

A. Free Action

 

"What just went overboard?"

 

Valeeri
Top'L went overboard.
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[90/-15] Valeeri: 100/100
Beezle: 100/100
Buddy: 100/100
[100/-20] Quartermaster Scott: 100/100
[100/-20] Luke: 100/100
[100/-20] Toby: 100/100
[30/-5] Sophia: 100/100
[100/-15] Tyrian: 100/100
[100/-15] Brutus: 100/100
[460/-230] New Crew: 4600/4600
[750/-450] Experienced Crew: 2000/2000

[1000/-100] Top'L: 100/100
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A. Free Action