Drop ______ Onto The Person Below Me!

Because the thread creator died, and so have you

 

I am obliterated by the bomb.
I drop a headcrab below me.

 

The headcrab doesn't notice me, as I have no head.
I let the headcrab fall below me.

 

I scream and make sashimi from it.
I throw the sashimi below me since I'm allergic.

 

I gobble the sashimi up and poop it below me.

 

I sidestep it, and it falls below me. I take a bath just in case some got on me.

 

I tip the bath below me.

 

water you doing? dont you sea me down here?

 

The puns are so bad I fall to the person below me.

 

-gets rekt-

i drop my dead body below me

 

I burn the dead body and throw it below me.

 

rude

oh wait im a ghost


oooooo i drop spooks below meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

I fend the spooks off and drop them below me.

 

copies the post above

 

I am indulged by the spooks and become the master spook but then I get a nosebleed and my blood drops below me

 

I dodge the blood and drop an unknown object below me.

 

I catch the unknown object and find out that it is a rabbit foot. (Throwback to when auctions weren't 1.8) I call the RSPCA but accident like drop my phone beneath me

 

I catch the phone and hand it to a beggar I know to sell. (amma saint boi)
I notice it was actually Panda_Black's phone and freak out.
In my panic, I accidentally broke the chain that seals the memes away.
Therefore, I indirectly drop over 9000 memes onto the person below me.

 

I storm through the cloud of memes, desperate for my phone. I find it, but the memes push me up into the sky, but gravity pulls me down. My alive body drops below me

 

I put a magical trampoline to bounce you back up. However, an explosive falls out of my pocket and drops below me.