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Terrible Wynnpuns! ( Spoilers! )

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by cocopad1337, Dec 19, 2016.

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How are these wonderful pun

  1. Is this Bo"real"? Its Perfect!

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  2. Good

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  3. Maybe

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  4. Bad

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  5. Are you Ethe"real"? Its Terrible!

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  1. cocopad1337

    cocopad1337 Well-Known Adventurer

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    Please Go Back Before you get attack by terrible puns that I wasted for 30 minutes ( or more )

    This is from most of weapons Of Wynncraft!

    Puns Are Fun(s)

    Bo"Real" go back
    I got a "Infinity" amount Of Puns
    That is "Blasphemy" coco! you can't get infinity amount of puns!
    Yes i do, these jokes are very "Admiral"
    You Know The Five night at freddy character "Springtrap"?
    Can This Item even define "Gravity"
    The "Conductor" Of This Train Is Very Weird, Its a Pants!
    This is such a "crystal" clear pants!
    Kelight can not go to war with "Kelight's Shield"!
    Bad! "Bad Wolf"!
    Watch Out! "Cyclo"n!
    Peppa Pig Like Jumping On "Mud"dy Puddle
    Wow! That Is a "Giant Step"!
    Gerts could be in "Hunger" Right Now!
    "Disco" Floor!
    Woah! That "Nether's Scar" Is Huge!
    You Know what they all say, "Pirate's luck"!
    You Gotta Have "Concentration" For These Puns!
    The "Field" Of puns is madness!
    How "precious" These jokes are!
    The "Intensity"!
    dude! this magic weapon is like a beam, The Last "Prism"! ( You Are My Amigo if you understand the reference! )
    come on, you gotta "Slider" that!
    Obsidian are "Black" ( also my feelings )
    This Is Giving Me "Nightmare"!
    I am going to get "Karma" am I?
    I am driving In"saines"!
    I got a "cluster" of puns!
    This is giving me a Nemract "Rage"!
    Dude! I am faster then a "Thunderbolt"!
    Are You Ethe"real" about this?
    Man, my Lunar "Spine" is hurting.
    You want a "Jill" Sandwich
    you like it? "Yayha", what about you? "Sohso"
    You know "Akbar" the great? ( No, not THAT akbar )
    Ugh, Dernel Troms?!
    ??? "???" !!
    Theory : Bob In Undertale Is Bob In Wynncraft
    "Thesead" If you go in there, you will suffer ( Thesead = They said )
    I just "discover" a new mythic
    The New "Warchief" is pretty Brutal
    "Slayer" Of Worlds!
    Dude! You Almost Touched That Grim"trap"
    That "Inferno" Blade is powerful!
    Dude! "Alkatraz"prison is evil!
    I have A "Guardian" Arch"Angel"
    The End Is near! The 4 "Apocalypse" Horsemen are here!
    She is my favorite "Idol"!
    My "Grandmother" bakes me cookies! Yum!
    Does everyone have "Freedom'?
    This "Spring" Bounce high!
    "Az"tec
    This "Pure" Is a "Fatal" Error In Wynncraft.
    Seriously "Pure" Is a "Monster!


    Time to wait for the hate! ( Terrible Is the Key Word )
     
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  2. Vanward

    Vanward All Around Creepy Guy; Cringy Comedian

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  3. Relja_J_3

    Relja_J_3 Salty Sunflower

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    pls moar bud puns

    You know, with what we know from the quests you could say that olux's Police department's promises are quite b"olux"

    ...
     
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  4. Rixium

    Rixium Confused Adventurer

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    These puns will send you straight to the underworld. And you're not going to return to ether.
     
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  5. NamesAreHard

    NamesAreHard Mage Enthusiast (She/He/They) CHAMPION

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  6. kazumeep

    kazumeep PhD in Procrastination VIP+

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  7. hmm

    hmm girl who fucked ur mom last night

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    I feel like this would be better situated in the Forum Games or Wynncraft sections, but at least it's not entirely fucked up that it's here.
     
  8. Follets

    Follets Well-Known Adventurer VIP

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    Dude ur puns are not 'Az' good as these...
    (some not realted to Wynncraft) Dude put ur 'Virgo' outta the 'hotbar' before you 'loose it' in the 'hopper'
    I think ur 'Knucklebones' cracked...
    The 'Intensity' of these puns are getting annoying 'Az' fuck!
    Look at those 'Stalagmites'!

    Ya... I came up with these... they are still shit. But yours is shit that shits from my shit so ya.
     
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    hmtn Archivist of the Realm VIP+

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    Just reading these and not burning your computer is a ticket to hell
     
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    Florfy5 a person

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    I like doing archery in "maelstrom"s.

    Look at the "Scythes" of that spear!

    Look at this staff that fell out of the sky. It seems oddly "ethereal".

    When I assassinate people, I find "chakrams" to be an effective weapon of choice.

    10/10 ign puns, amirite?
     
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  11. Andrew Lukkuz

    Andrew Lukkuz Adventurer/ Ubbywub/ Creator of Cooking!

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    Prepare for total annihilation, your puns are terrible, I WYNN
    1. are you an angel? because it looks like you fell from heaven and faceplanted on the ground
    2. Are you from Tennessee? no? ok, I dunno why I asked
    3.WHats 9 +10? 21
    4. I play pokemon go everyday, I play pokemon go!
    dank music incoming
     
  12. Ryuu

    Ryuu bamboozle insurance VIP+ ✎ Artist

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  13. Reti

    Reti Marquis of the Foxes, King of Memes VIP+

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  14. Nin

    Nin Well-Known Adventurer

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  15. Andrew Lukkuz

    Andrew Lukkuz Adventurer/ Ubbywub/ Creator of Cooking!

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    Wynnter
    Hallowynn so original
    U know the bear who lives on bear island? his name is WYNNY da pooh
     
  16. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    Do you feed on puns as well?


    I'm so glad my sword isn't weathered tbh, it would be annoying to use if it were.
     
  17. BusyEXE

    BusyEXE Still stuck with the Hallowynn PFP since 2019 HERO

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    This isnt 'Az' sucky as the last pun.
     
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