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What Is Your Best Pick-up Line?

Discussion in 'Nemract's Bar' started by Kvmilla, Sep 8, 2015.

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  1. Antra

    Antra Malding since 2014 HERO

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    Thats the thing, he doesn't
     
  2. Andrew Lukkuz

    Andrew Lukkuz Adventurer/ Ubbywub/ Creator of Cooking!

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    So this is a pickup line thing right? okay!
    1. Hey lady, are you an angel, because it looks like you fell from heaven... on your face...
    Lol, I saw the name of the thread and had to say this, srry
     
  3. R_34

    R_34 Guess I'm back...

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  4. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    my longest period of being single is 3 months
     
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  5. Dodo

    Dodo Meme Machine VIP+

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    We can all assume that those 3 months was from birth to 3 months old.
     
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  6. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    you my sir would be correct.
    if yall want to start counting from the day I was born then the longest period is ~6 years
     
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  7. DJBorbo

    DJBorbo Wannabe edgy memeboi HERO

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    Please date me I just want to hump you.
     
  8. Fissure

    Fissure I'll be fine .

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    Hey bby are you a-cutie angle because BITCH DONT FUCKING TAKE PRECAL I WANNA DIE .

    Gtg now i have exam in 2 minute pray for me i dont know shit . Fuck math .
     
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  9. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    good luck!
     
  10. Moe_Ronickah

    Moe_Ronickah Traveling through hyperspace . . .. CHAMPION

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    Roses are red,
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    Your study habits stink,
    They will fail you.
     
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  11. GodlySinbad

    GodlySinbad Inactive

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    Roses are red
    Violets aren't blue
    They are Violet...
    I can't rhyme,
    So Taco
     
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  12. 7Red_Dragon7

    7Red_Dragon7 Try hard HERO

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    Me : why do girls were makeup ?
    Her : well i don't know.
    Me : you know you're still pretty without it
    Her : o thats soo cutee

    i actually used this and made this up myself
     
  13. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    Prepare for very cringy nerd pick up lines...

    "Are you the square root of 2, because you make me feel irrational."
    Yes I know it's cringy plz no kill
     
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  14. Athreus426

    Athreus426 Okay VIP+

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    I'd look good on you... omg
     
  15. Fissure

    Fissure I'll be fine .

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    Ty I did well on part one but probably fail second part.
     
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  16. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
     
  17. Florfy5

    Florfy5 a person

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    I thought of one, but I think I may be the only person it would work on...

    Plus I chicken out whenever I need to share something involving creativity... Like right now. Damn it, brain... I'll work on convincing it.
     
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  18. MarioMan

    MarioMan Well-Known Adventurer

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    [anti-pickupline]

    Did it hurt?

    When you fell?








    ..

    From a buttcrack into the toilet water you piece of donkey waste.
     
  19. Yuno F Gasai

    Yuno F Gasai Forum God, FW

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    are you sulphuric copper mixed with sugar?
    cause I can see yo ass, and its pretty sweet.
     
  20. Grvphene

    Grvphene Wiki guru VIP+

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    chemistry pickup lines probably only work on chemists
     
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