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:D

 

I'm just waiting for him to come...

 

Okay.

 

So now what? :D

 

idk

 

Guys I'm back. Sorry ^^

Bring it on Florf! You're gonna have a bad time! I might only be able to deal one damage and only have one health, BUT!! I can throw you around and dodge all your attacks! So come at me bro! >:)
I also have a badass glowing eye :D

 

*Crits*
[Insert epic voice clip here]
Ha ha, crits don't mi- wait, wrong game.

 

*Stops the fighting for a second and looks confused as fuck*

"Wat?"

 

There another game I play where crits trigger randomly and never miss.

 

Oh.
Well fuck you we are playing Undertale. No Critz4u!

*uses powers and my blue eye to throw you into a wall.*

 

*Quickscopes both of you*
Wait what game are we playing?

 

Sans: -_-

 

I don't care about which game we're playing. *Activates Skills: Counter and Seal Speed*

Now whenever you attack me, you will get hurt and get slower :D
(Yes these are actual things in the game in question)

 

Plot twist: were playing COD infinite warfare :D

 

Herro my name is hoe

 

Oh wow :O

*Stops attacking you*
Goddammit ;/

Wait! If I just don't fight you melee it should be fine :D
*Launches bones at you :P*

 

*Gets out bow*
Nope.

 

Aw D:

 

:D
(I'm playing the game I'm referencing irl btw... Won't be able to reply much ;-;)

 

Well you see that I won't either ^^