What Are The Mods Hiding From Us?!?

Wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text wow my fingers hurt wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text wall of text
So today I logged onto Wynncraft and went to the luscoco bank (ik that it's spelled wrong) and I bought myself a potion, but OH NO! The GUI for the merchant now has a cool background, it was so beautiful that I almost died! If I was alerted of the change I could've prepared myself, and the same goes for potions in chests, dangerously majestic!

So I thought I had missed an update in the forums news log, so I checked, and there was nothing!
The only reason that Wynncraft would have any reason not to alert us to an update would be if we would be put in danger because of it, so here is my theory:the bueaty of potions in loot chests had revived bob, but he was weakened, he decided to seek shelter before trying to figure out how he became alive again, but in his weakened state he was easily corrupted by zombies and he once again was a zombie, but! He isn't any normal zombie, he had been re corrupted by a Magey zombie!
He is now running rampant, unable to be stopped, only slowed down, and the mods didn't want to alert us to the danger...

 

i have no clue what most of it means
but if you join the wynncraft discord they post the small updates on there

 

Well, seems like salted doesn't want anymore likes after all huh?

 

but..but..but..
THERE HAS TO BE A CONSPIRACY!

 

nah you just didn't look at the discord

 

Just gonna point this out... not all the mods are even in the content team... so why say they are hiding things? They are staff, yes, but they don't know the secrets behind Wynn's development unless they are in the content team...

 

You're a bit late...

 

The patch notes were posted in discord, Salted didn't believe this update was important enough to have a full thread.

Also, the mods don't have anything to do with game design/development. And we do not decide what happens in the changelogs.

 

well normally yes, but they have been briefed and are now fighting Bob, whizzing around him (cuz he's a giant zombie now) like the gods vs typhoon in Percy Jackson, and since they still need rest, they are taking shifts. during there shifts they cannot tell the outside world (there other maybe even more important duty is posting stuff on the forums)
so they all know

 

But Pretzule quite literally announced this on the Discord?

Not to mention Mods don't typically do update-based work.

 

Wait... what? Bob isn't a giant zombie...
Not only that but what you said there made literally no sense... just saying.

 

he wasn't a zombie, but he has become 1 now, get with the news man (or woman, ur name doesn't specify)

 

*he later posts a thread about the updated GUI for merch's and potions in chests despite nearly everyone knowing*

 

*little does flip know, Andrew has harnessed the power of ignoring to ignore flips very valid point*

 

Umm... uh.... yeah sure we're hiding everything from you like we have been all along woooo you figured it out!!1!

 

ficenind.via

 

Wall of k

 

Damn it Sage! Why'd you go and reveal our secret like that?!

 

What aren't the mods hiding?

 

The fact they work in slated's basement.