Media Oh Boy! Bootleg Wynncraft!

HEY YOU!

YEAH YOU, YA CLOD!

Are you depressed because you can't afford [NEWEST POPULAR MMO RPG]?
Does your sorry self often stay up at night screaming: "Gee, I sure wish I could play [NEWEST POPULAR MMO RPG] with all of it's [FEATURES], but I'm so broke I couldn't even afford a broken window!" or "Dear [NONSPECIFIC RELIGIOUS FIGURE], how do I end this infinite pain and/or suffering!?"

Well do we have a game for you!



Doesn't that icon made in Mine-imator just get you pumped to play some good o'll [survival shooter mini games] RPG ACTION

Now, a schmuck like you might be thinking to yourself: "boy! those ratings sure are low! Only someone with a serious brain injury could have made this! This game can't POSSIBLY be good!"

And if you ARE thinking that: CONGRATULATIONS! You are absolutely correct! You might not be as big of an idiot as you let off!

Over at [NAME REDACTED] Studios, our sub-par gameplay is what makes us a defining force in the gaming industry! Because of this, we deliver the most uniquely shitty experiences right to your front door!
No company can even compare with how much crap we shove down our custoners' throats!

And that's all thanks to our professionally trained team of highly endangered Peruvian Yellow-Tailed Monkeys! With the constant threat of extinction looming over their heads, it's no wonder these critters work like their lives depend on it!

Spoiler: Oh look, here's one now!

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Ha ha, such funny creatures aren't they? Alright, enough dilly-dallying; lets get back to [WYNN CRAFT] while #7b gets back to work.

Let me key your beat brain in on exactly what this game's about!

Woo-wee, Don't those features just sound like a fresh can of good times! Of course they do! And just look at this stellar gameplay!

Wow!

While we do put 'sticking to our promises' as the number one priority, you might be surprised to see some slight differences from what was stated. This, however, is simply us letting our team take some artistic liberties! These surprise features could include, but not be limited to: [SURVIVAL], [SHOOTING] or [MINI GAME].

Now, a numbskull like you must be thinking: "Golly! This is exactly what I need! Where can I buy it?"

Ha ha, you don't need to buy it you fumbling ape! It's FREE! Yes, your ignoramus ears heard it right--FREE!
Just open up the app store and download away! Boy, it's so easy a dead trout could do it!

Well, what are you waiting for? A lobotomy? Get [WYNNCRAFT] TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

This message was payed for by [REDACTED] Studios​

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Anyway, I just found this app and thought it was funny/disturbing. I feel bad for any kid who genuinely bought this thinking it was legitimate, only to get some sort of horrible virus.
Also, does salted, or whoever handles the legal stuff, have the name 'Wynncraft' trademarked, or can anyone use it with out consequences?

I don't intend on actually insulting anyone with this thread​

please tell me if I should move this to Nemract's Bar

 

lmao eks dee

 

xD (first)

 

You know it's really a big pile of shit when even the screenshot is from 3 years ago.

 

They're going for the nostalgia factor

 

@Salted should do that in the future, even if it doesn't fully eliminate this kind of shit happening again.

 

But I thought tagging admins was a nono?

 

I think that they're only featuring shit about Wynncraft to lure people in.

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Eh, so what it's taboo. He needs to see this.

 

well, I guess he'll see it now anyways

 

How fucking dare they

 

But minigames are what all the hip minekidz are playing now adays. its strategic

 

*siiiiigh* Some people.

 

I think you speak for all of us

 

SUE THEM FOR USING THE NAME

 

I really want to download this and see how bad this "minigame" is xDDDD

 

I'm sorry, but that app was remove a long time ago.

 

Remember that one part of Wynncraft where you got to play overused minigames, and got to dual wield pickaxes? Did you also remember that Wynncraft is actually turkish? Cause I remember /s
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Obviously this is just a way to give people viruses through something that's quite popular to the minecraft community. It probably is a terrible "minecraft shooter" with 12 ads on the same screen, while giving viruses that can track where you are.

 

@Clodwad

Also kewl app looks lit maybe my friends will accept me as a human being now

 

You are only a robot my child

 

Fucking Cyberprod lmao