Make A Strawman Of The Above User

lol k

I give up at this point, this is for shits and giggles.

 

"I give up when I run out of strawmen"

 

"I never quit, and am in turn very abrasive and pushy. Maybe that's why my last two relationships didn't work out."

 

"I assume that people can even get into relationships"

 

"I'm so much of a fucko that I can't get a relationship, so now I'm offended whenever people even mention them."

 

"I act like every relationship I have had hasn't ended in the basement floor with a shovel"

 

"I don't acknowledge how my relationships end the same way"

 

"I say that you don't agnowledge it but you definitely do"

 

"I can't spell acknowledge."

 

"I don't agnowledge that they just woke up and was tired as shit"

 

"I still can't spell acknowlegde."

 

"I only use ironic humor"

 

"I'm still a fuckin bird"

This is a dead thread anyway, what's the goddamn point

 

I guess you're right


But what's wrong with birds?

 

They are gay

 

"look at me i'm a fucken deer i can say whatever i want and ignore ppl that want to buy my Sages rawr xdddd" @CelsonicEXE

 

"I assume very radical biological facts because I don't care about science."

THE THREAD IS BACK BOIS

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"I take everything, and therefore am a kleptomaniac. Please escort me to the nearest therapy session, because I stole the keys and ran."

 

"I'm a dinosaur that's got a puny ass brain so I wear fedoras and sunglasses like an edgy fuck to appease my self-hatred.

I also have tiny arms and can't beat my meat." @RetiFile

if i go too far let me know immediately because i take my satirical jokes way too far lmao

 

Nah, it's fine lol

Also, "I'm a lifeless puppet with no actual soul. Plus I live my life with a perpetual hand up my ass."

 

eh i'm out of stuff @RetiFile