The Homestuck Ikimaru Cult [ Characters Available! ]

Get the fuck out of here.

And take that nasty shit with you.

 

oh i did math wrong
you add 2% because its 50 cards
and at 49 cards you get 98% chance so basically lots of robots will try to kill you

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Meh, just keep bashing the robots. Maybe they'll drop grist, or at least some parts you can use for alchemizing.

 

You can't kill them.

 

I'd take the Biscuit modus over that, then.

 

If you have good timing, the Biscuit modus could work really well if you captchalogue things for an hour. You might not have time to eat your breakfast because you have to catch public transport in the morning, but if you store it in an hour, you could have time-frozen breakfast when you've arrived at your destination.

 

It seems that it's up to me to deliver news:

 

It was pawvious it was going to happen though, wasn't it?

 

well i mean if this keeps up
https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/homestuck-haters

 

So yeah created this off the top of my head. Alphabet modus. You can only captchalogue items starting with one of letters in the word alphabet, so A, L, P, H, B, E, and T, and there can only be one thing under each letter, except for A, which can have 2, because 2 a's in alphabet. This being said, something can be named a few different ways. For example, a sweater could not be captchalogued, but if it was purple, it could be captchalogued as purple sweater if the sweater was green, it could be.. hell idk an african-made green sweater (assuming the sweater was made in africa). Not good for carrying large amounts of items, but pretty adaptable.

 

Here's another modus:
THE HOMESTUCK MODUS.
Yeah.

Really.

This would be impractical in the webcomic because the characters obviously don't know that they are just a webcomic at mspaintadventures, but if captchaloguing existed in real life, it could work. To captchalogue an item, you have to figure out how it could be used in Homestuck at a certain point in the timeline. So if you want to captchalogue a gun, you say it could be used to wipe out loads of imps.

 

I literally bought steam JUST FOR THIS!!!!

 

You probably got scammed if you had to buy steam ;)

 

I too got steam to vote for Hiveswap on greenlight and buy it when it comes out.

But it turns out you need a purchase of $5 or more to vote on greenlight (to verify you're not a bot account), so I ended up finding out why people say Steam sales drain their wallets.

 

Ok I meant I needed to pay 5$ after I got steam just for this.....

 

Someone paid 5 bucks for me lol.

 

Same here cassi

 

I have used nearly 200£ on steam :3

 

In soviet Russia, your wallet drains steam

 

Yes, just yes