The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

As you have not posted two separate things I must assume that the dog having HIV is both the downside to the wish and your own wish so in wish case it gets cured.

I wish mythics were removed from Wynncraft and wiped from inventories.

 

Granted, but legendaries, rares, and uniques are also removed.

I wish for a turkey sandwich with no zombie turkey.

 

Granted, but you eat a turkey that's still alive screaming as you bite into it's flesh through the bread and it bleeds out.

I wish this thread became more active.

 

Granted, but next post is a necropost.

I wish I could wield fire (magic and stuff)

 

granted, but its burns you when using it

i wish i had some friends

 

Granted, but they see what you've done to your last set and hunt you down. However things escalate and due to one of your new friends being the leader of Bloomi (just needed an example province) After a while every military force in the world is hunting you down.

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sounds great, thanks!

 

Ummmm, I wish for chocolate.

 

Granted, but you necroposted really hard