What Did I Miss?

I went away for quite a bit, doing some other servers, because grinding got so boring. However, I've come back to try again.
Can anybody tell me what I missed?
I left just about the time that Hallowynn 2k16 came out.

 

CORKUS IS REAL

 

Bloomi memes are real

 

Yup! Corkus actually is real... surprising right? Unfortunately it's very likely they wont increase the level cap.

 

Nothing too much. After the live stream where we saw Corkus that meme died, but instead 2 more memes rose up.

Morgor is what came out when Grian tried to say "Mordor" and is not a joke. Not too bade.

But the HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE joke now is Bloomi. Grian was explaining stuff and needed an example province and he said Bloomi so now that's the new Corkus meme.

 

Ye, Corkus is gonna be coming around Christmas, from what I've heard.

 

wonder when

 

Uhh... >.<
People I meant update wise ._.

 

Well we did have the store update, which granted us many new features such as crates, armor stand pets, a new HERO rank and bombs

And yes they got rid of the GC

Ranks: Hero is one of those 100 moneyz ranks but VIP - Hero is worth 75 and VIP+ - Hero is worth 50. Hero is the exact same as VIP+ other than it grants you 1 tier 2 crate der day, a purple name tag and beta access to future updates

Crates: Like Hypixel people can get crates which contain; " particles, pets, disguises,weapon skins, attack effects and all go from Common-Rare-Epic-Godly!!! And crates go from tier 1 all to tier 6!

VIP+ gets one tier 1 crate everyday and Hero gets a tier 2 everyday, however these rewards cannot be stacked up.

As for VIP and non-ranks, and other higher tiers, they must be purchased from the store

Pets: They've added wybel pets! Thats basically 50% of all you need to know of pets, but now you can buy those fancy pets that use armor stands from the shop! Plus the best part is, the nametag comes freee!!!

Bombs: Bombs have changed slightly, instead of buying them via Gold Coins, you can buy them directly from the store! Plus item bombs got a buff, giving 2 items per player without having to go to the coords of said bomb, however you must be in the same world that the bomb is being set off on. Soul point bombs were added giving the entire server 2 sp per bomb and the party bomb allows people to shoot snowballs and jump around by pressing shift.

Totems, nothing much to say about this other than they're the holy grail and VIPs get 2 per day, VIP+ gets 4 per day and Hero gets 6 per day

But one major update:
THEY WON'T STOP NERFING TOTEMS!!!!!

 

"So what did I miss?" if anyone gets this reference to a certain *cough* musical I will be proud. (@JessicaBloodrift

Well, my first advice is to always go to the news section and read through all the changelogs.

And secondly, welcome back!

 

BUT THE SUN COMES UP AND THE WORLD STILL SPINS (cough hamilton)

 

*Cough* Tier 6...?! *Cough*
I thought the highest one for crates was tier 3.... welp

 

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMASSSSSS
IS CORKUS!!!!!

 

Wynnter 2016/2017 update!
Corus! :D


lets hope it becomes true

 

prob christmas 2018 tho

 

Nope! From what we saw on grian's livestream, corkus is already on the official map, and they cant push an update without pushing corkus too now. Therefore, whenever the xmas quest comes out, so will Corkus ;3.

Unless they completely just cut it from the map and copied it to a new one, which'd take prob hours or crash the server

 

You've missed the fixing of lagspikes