What Would You Do If You Got 1 Billion Dollars? (usd)

mmm... i would buy nasa's wifi and a Super Computer

 

Take a rest, do nothing with it.

 

I would cruise down my street in my 64

 

put it in the bank and live off the interest

 

And then someone robs the bank and you only get 250k back

I would rather put it in MANY banks

 

Hmm...

1. Flaunt my wealth in my friends' faces

2. Donate some to several charities that totally don't go against Trump's ideals and aren't selected for that purpose

3. Buy everything on the Wynncraft store

4. Buy myself a nice house in... somewhere.

5. Buy myself a Katana

6. Buy myself a bow, arrows, and targets

8. Put some in a savings thing

9. Bribe congress to pass laws and stuff

10. Save some more to spend

11. Err... Any ideas? Help plz...

 

1. IMPEACH TRONALD DUMP
2. IMPEACH PIKE MENCE
3. IMPEACH RAUL PYAN
4. IMPEACH HRRIN OATCH
5. IMPEACH WHOEVER IS SECRETARY OF STATE [RITT MOMNEY MOST LIKELY]
6. IMPEACH MTEVEN SNUCHIN
7. IMPEACH MAMES JATTIS
8. IMPEACH SEFF JESSIONS
9. IMPEACH SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR
10. IMPEACH SECRETARY OF AGRICULTURE
11. IMPEACH RILBUR WOSS
12. IMPEACH SECRETARY OF LABOR [MOST LIKELY LICTORIA VIPNIC]
13. IMPEACH POM TRICE
14. IMPEACH CEN BARSON
ELAINE CHAO IS PRESIDENT, OH WAIT YOU CAN'T BE NATURALIZED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....
still i hold this song very proudly

even if she is taiwanese

 

POLITICAL TURMOIL! :D

 

Pay off all debts... Quit job and sell house and relocate to a less "blue" part of the country (bloody socialists ) where I can get a nice house and sizable chunk of land for the same price as the little postage stamp of a lot I currently live on.

Continue homeschooling my kids, but now with much less financial pain. Allow my daughters and wife to get all the critters they've always wanted and build my son and I a gaming/recording studio with all the electronic toys to go with so that I might charge after my dream of becoming a voice actor without fear of financial ruin and otherwise use my time irresponsibly playing games.

Invest such that the money continues to grow at a faster rate than inflation, give to charity regularly and look into building my own personal doom's-day vault powered by it's own thorium reactor for when the inevitable zombie and/or commie apocalypse finally comes.

And as soon as they figure out how to make them: buy a suit of the powered armor like those from the Starship Troopers Novel... (stupid movies...). The kind that can be dropped from orbit, bounce around the battle field with jump jets and carry a dozen tactical nukes along with their usual compliment of small arms and ordinance. (Really?! This is your source material and you would rather spend your special effects budget on a stupid brain sucking bug monster and a few pairs of C-list mammaries?!Really.)

I think I need to go lie down for a while...

-DavicusPrime

 

Well, you've killed us all now that he can bribe congress...

 

Can't bribe Congress... They bribe themselves.

And on and on it goes. Keep the gov't small and limited in scope and you get freedom. let it grow in size and scope and become slaves.

No human can be trusted with power for very long. It's the worst kind of addiction.

-DavicusPrime

 

put it all in $9 $JNUG calls

and a cool hat

I'll be a trillionaire within a week