King Of The Hill (revival)

I am gonna go up and eat your head. Then I claim the hill and set up my camp again :P

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You do realise that, that doesn't work because of all his fucking safeguards, right? ;)

 

Nope, it's stops @Florfy5

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I'm ignoring the Nuke cause it can destroy the hill.

 

My head is dying from trying to figure out what that means XD

 

The barrier only blocks you, because of the wording =D

 

Well, I know how to deal with that.

I create an object that I cannot move and, because I'm omnipotent, it creates a paradox. The fabric of reality tears and I move everyone, including myself, along with the hill, into another dimension where magic spells cannot be casted. Now we must use SCIENCE!

 

I call a friend, a dwarf, and tell him to come with his others friends, together we dig a straight hole under the hill, dig under your foot, and say "Goodbye ! See you at the bottom of the world !".

 

I fly up and headbutt you into the sun. I set up an army of 69 mechs, 1,337,000 samurai, and 420 dragons to guard a fortress on the hill with a near-impenetrable floor that I now reside in. (Remember, magic cannot be used lol.)

 

I disguise as yourself and walk to the top of the hill to push you like a barrel along the hill.

 

Rats. The only way that I could've been beaten is by someone ignoring the rules and the nuke rendering everything else that I said useless. If everyone would realize what exactly was going on, I would've had this in the bag.

If you were to go by EXACTLY what I said, you would've just killed me and blown up the hill. You can't blow up the hill. You'd lose. But you're not listening to what I'm saying so you're able to combat that.

 

Well, it's your nuke. So you would have destroyed the hill.
Nothing else's name you list would have stopped a gunshot to the head from range

 

Look rights behind you
[Blasts you in the face with a shotgun]
CMON @Abandonedbank

 

I'm not blowing it up, you are. You blow up the nuke, you blow up the hill. I'm just setting it there for safe keeping. :D

 

I mean technically, it's your hill, and by the rules I assumed the hill was undestroyable

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@Smile intention if that rule please?

 

Guys you realize there is still the hill, right?

Anyway, I use the teleporterizer to teleport @AlexisPlay to the insides of a volcano. I go back to the fortress and take the hill.

 

Well. I guess I forgot to specify what happens when the rule is broken.

Alright, here goes.

If the hill is destroyed, the one who destroyed the hill loses. Then, the hill is reset to its default state, when there was nothing on it, and I claimed it. The game then essentially restarts, but this time, the loser cannot claim the hill.

Also, there can only be one loser, so if another person loses, the previous loser is back in the game.

And another thing: I will have the current loser posted on the main post, so there can't be any cheating.

TLDR: Hill blows up -> guy who blew it up loses. Hill blows up again -> previous loser returns & new loser is assigned.

 

Ok then, I guess we can still be where we are if I go back to when I shot @Corcustos and change it so I emit a radio wave so I now control the nukes

 

I hack into your system and launch the nukes at the moon. I then drop a rhino on you and claim the hill for myself, guarded by 420 mechs with laser cannons and piloted by ninjas and pirates and stuff. I also add a moat with laser sharks.

 

Accept me for your fucking guild first

 

they kicked me out of my fucking guild
[Oh sorry, a teleporter magically put @Florfy5 in a volcano, as I take the hill]

 

Lol magic doesn't work anymore. A dorito made me omnipotent (Seriously, there's an earlier reply that says that, and it wasn't me who posted it) and I set up a barrier that makes magic impossible.

Anyway, I use the teleportinator to dump the lava on your head. I pour water on it to cool it down and take the hill.