Create Fake Lore!

This game is simple.

Make up some lore.

It can be about anything, whether it be real or fictional.

Just... make sure to tell us what the lore is referring to beforehand.

Y'know, just so we can understand it.

Spoiler: Example

Lore: Wynncraft
One day, Salted woke up, and was like, "yo let's put John Cena into the game".
So he told Jumla to code him in.
But Jumla didn't want to. As it turns out, Jumla was related to John Cena, and putting him into the game offended him.
So he said no.
And Salted was like, "yo why u do dis" and locked him up in a cage.
And that, my friend, is why Jumla is locked up.

 

Lore: Wynncraft
Once upon a time in Llevigar, something came out of the sky.
It was a giant pizza monster.
He ate 69 people before the city guards subdued him by spinning in a circle and shooting her with bows.
Llevigar got enough food to last 420 days from it.
The end.

 

Lore: Life
One night bleak and dreary, there lies an ill woman.
Once the Trump of Donalds arrived, she gave a fit
The ill woman killed Trump of Donalds then died of the sickness
And that's how America was saved.

 

buuuuuuuump

 

This bow is made out of your mental fears, you lose power as you hold it.

 

No that's how I died

 

Because Pence became president ;-;

Lore: The saving of America: Psychopath Edition
On a dark and stormy night, a group of people came in. Pence was gagged, stabbed, and bled to death.
Trump was kidnapped by those people.
He woke up in the base of ISIS to the pain of bamboo being grown through him.
He became dead.
And that is how America was actually saved, don't believe Gushy's story :D