King Of The Hill (revival)

The other day, I was looking in the deep, dark depths of the Forum Games section, and I found a King Of The Hill thread. So, I decided to revive it, because KotH is fun.

The game is simple: If you aren't in control of the hill, you can do whatever you want to get in control of the hill. The only rule is that you cannot destroy the hill, only capture it. The game ends when the thread can be necroed, and whoever is in control of the hill at that point is the winner.

Let's begin, shall we?

I am on the hill, and claim it as mine.

 

I walk up the hill and push you off.
I am now the king of the hill.

 

I push you off. I am now king.
This time, though, I have a wall.

 

I call my friend Trump who know a lot of things about walls to destroy your's, kick you off for some random discriminative reason and build a bigger one.

 

Ima ignore your hill and make a bigger one. then I will add a wall and roof, with machine guns and missiles. then I will dare you to take my fortress

 

I tunnel under your fortress, dig up into it, and assassinate you. I add a metal floor to the fortress. I take the hill.

 

I use my "mind-blowing" powers to blow your fortress away. I then take the hill, and blow away anything that comes near.

 

A bomb randomly materializes behind you due to my Materializer-inator and explodes after half of a nanosecond of existence. You die in the explosion, I take the hill, and set up an invisible force field that disintegrates anything (except me) on the hill. I also set up a farm.

 

to bad I mind-controled you and now you serve me. you change your forcefield that it now lets me inside. I then install a chip that allows me to kill you at will, or automatically when I die. next up I release a infectious disease across the world to kill everybody else.

 

I give myself surgery to remove the chip and mind-control myself so I am no longer under your control. I invent a vaccine for the disease and inject myself with it, then get you sick. You die of disease and I take the hill, reactivating the forcefield.

 

as you enter surgery I kill you tho. also ur mind controlled so u wouldn't do that

 

But you never took the hill, so I claim it.

 

But your ded.

 

Go Arceus!
Use Judgement!
I now claim the hill as my own.

 

*Looks at all the death and destruction going on over at the bigger hill from a distance* *Shrugs*
"Well... That is not the hill that we are supposed to take."
"They can fight over that hill if they want. I'm contempt with my little hill here.

I then walk over to the small hill and set up a small tent, claiming it. Then I proceed to make a campfire.

 

Small hill becomes Hiroshima

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TACTICAL NUKE

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Then, I come back alive, and because I'm a ghost, I am unaffected by the radiation. I then claim the hill as mine.
And, once again, I bring out my "mind blowing" powers, so things get blown away when they come near.

 

Ghosts are not really alive ;P

 

But I'm still there. I could easily be as powerful as a regular human.

 

To bad you blew the hill away from you. I claim the hill