Moon's Dragon: Another Universe Rp [ended]

Takumi
The golem repairs itself.
It hits Rhetsam and Nelsor out of the way, making them unable to protect Takeshi for 20 damage

Astral Golem: "ESAELP EM EVAEL!"

Takumi: 100/100
Rhetsam: 60/100
Nelsor: 80/100
Takeshi: 1/100 (Unconscious)
Jaies: 300/500
Baiones: 400/500
Laonens: 350/500

Astral Golem: 100/100

A. Attack
B. Free Action

Rogue
King Oasis: "WAIT A SECOND!"

He's having troubles with something.

A. Free Action

 

[Everyone] Stop being idiots and interpret correctly..

 

Takumi
You and Rhetsam are idiots.
Nelsor is also an idiot.
The Jaies are idiots.
The Baiones are idiots.
Laonens are idiots.

Jaies: "FUCK THAT GOLEM!"

Takumi: 100/100
Rhetsam: 60/100
Nelsor: 80/100
Takeshi: 1/100 (Unconscious)
Jaies: 300/500
Baiones: 400/500
Laonens: 350/500

Astral Golem: 100/100

A. Free Action

 

"Crassel, could you not?"

 

(Cain reference)
Daragor
Cultist 1 is running around screaming.

A. Free Action

 

I wait a second :P

 

DID THEY ALL FAIL THE ROLLS?

 

Rogue
King Oasis: "I'm back. You were saying?"

A. Free Action

Takumi
Voice in the Sky: "They need a 20 to understand the golem. It's pretty hard to understand saying the words backwards, then putting the sentence backwards."

Takumi: 100/100
Rhetsam: 60/100
Nelsor: 80/100
Takeshi: 1/100 (Unconscious)
Jaies: 300/500
Baiones: 400/500
Laonens: 350/500

Astral Golem: 100/100

A. Free Action

 

Florfy5: "Well, then wtf do I do?!?!"

 

Florfy5
Voice in the Sky: "Keep on rolling until someone understands, or die trying to defeat the golem."

A. Free Action

 

Takumi: "Can you repeat that, golem?"

Florfy5: "Takumi, are you too incompetent to figure this out? The translation is [REDACTED]!"

 

Takumi
Astral Golem: "ELOHSSA UOY KCUF!"

A. Free Action

 

Florfy5: "Don't try... The translation to the previous 3 were [REDACTED]."

Takumi: "That doesn't sound like what you said."

Florfy5: "Hey look, you are physically capable of distinguishing sounds! I never knew that about you!"

*You feel the fourth wall shatter*

Takumi: "Shut up, mysterious voice."

 

Takumi
Voice in the Sky: "He said, 'Fuck you asshole.'"

A. Free Action

 

Takumi: "That's hurtful!"

Florfy5: "Look, he's frustrated with your idiocy. He said "ENOLA EM EVAEL", ok? Please tell me one of you can Try!"

[Rhetsam] Heal Takeshi

 

Takumi
Voice in the Sky: "Ignore Florfy5, the golem clearly insulted you."

*Meanwhile*

Astral Golem: "???"

Laros: "Why the hell is that guy talking to himself?"

Rhetsam healed Takeshi for 30HP. He wakes up.

The Astral Golem picks up Takeshi and slams him down on his horse. His horse dies. Takeshi takes 30 damage, and is unconscious.

Takumi: 100/100
Rhetsam: 60/100
Nelsor: 80/100
Takeshi: 1/100 (Unconscious/Dead Horse)
Jaies: 300/500
Baiones: 400/500
Laonens: 350/500

Astral Golem: 100/100

A. Free Action

 

Florfy5: "God dammit, Gu... I mean voice! Okay, Takumi, let's go back to basics. Try reversing "Imukat ma i."

 

Takumi
He rolled a 2.

Takumi Translation: "I am kat."

A. Free Action

 

Florfy5: *facepalms* "Rhetsam, you try "Mastehr ma i"

 

Rhetsam
He rolled a 14.

Rhetsam Translation: "I am Master."

A. Free Action