The Homestuck Ikimaru Cult [ Characters Available! ]

A young trashcan stands in his garbage truck. It just so happens that today, the day the trash is taken out, is this young trashcans birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was created, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young trashcan be?

 

Excuse me but






What th--E fuck? 38D

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It appears that you have all chosen to become infatuated with primitive scribble language instead of offering high praise to The Illustrious Plumed One, even after his vile word has been spoken.

Spoiler: Not Propaganda

I will just leave this here.

 

Glorious

 

OH HELL NO.

 

My good sir, have you ever thought about licking the juju instead?

 

My good IMPETUOUS FOOL, have you ever thought about praisin' the plume instead?

Spoiler: P R A I S E

 

Why praise the plume when I can praise Her Imperious Condescension

 

Praise )(er Imperious Condescension!

 

I'm glad to be Pisces.

 

Wouldn't that work against you, though? Due to the fact you'd be a fuschia blood )(IC would most likely kill you so you can't challenge her position on the throne.

 

I refuse to engage in this tomfoolery. Instead I will provide another passage of Vileplumian Scripture.

As the world was sown by The Illustrious Plumed One in its beginning, and as his seeds were dispersed, there was much peace and righteousness. However, among these wondrous nuggets of life and wisdom, ill fruit festered. This being the seed of The Vile One. As his repulsive roots putrefied the sacred lands, his power grew. He consumed, consumed, and consumed all within his grasp, slowly mustering within his petals insidious power. Ill deeds do not go unnoticed by The Illustrious Plumed One, and most certainly do not go unpunished. The Illustrious Plumed One could not bear to see his creation slowly consumed, much less by one of his own children. And so, through divine combat, holy retribution was brought forth to the land. A father cannot kill his own, but he will bring about punishment without a second thought. The Vile One, as commanded by The Illustrious Plumed One, was banished from this plane of existence, sent to his own realm to fester on his lonesome. But oh, how the father's heart will be his own undoing. The Vile One is waiting. The GRAND PLUMING will be upon us one day. All shall be devoured, all shall be consumed by The Vile One and his gaping maw, a gaping maw of fetid spores. The holy shall be saved, but what of the unfaithful? Their fate will truly be a fate worse than death.

...but that's scripture for another day.

 

How will this vile one survive when )(IC floods the Earth, hm? When she drives humanity to extinction and uses the Earth for Lusii?

 

Did I fail to mention The Vile One is a DIVINE BEING INCAPABLE OF BEING ERADICATED EVEN BY HIS OWN CREATOR or did that not get through your blasphemous cranium? The Vile One also doesn't crave just humanity. It will devour all. Living. Nonliving. It might even give itself a taste if it was bored enough.

 

Oh yeah? I'd like to see him take down Lord English.

 

It appears as if Lucky the Leprechaun has gotten into the LSD and steroids again. I bet he's magically delicious, a wonderful dessert to cleanse the palate.

 

Yeah...Lord English will shoot you to death, then find your ghost in the dream bubbles and blast you to double death with his mouth laser.

@Caliborn show this fool out.

 

Hey now, don't shoot the messenger. (har har har) I merely deliver Vile Verses. Verses that all should heed. In fact, I feel another scripture passage comin' on, yes, very soon. But not now. When the time is right.

 

Get out.

 

It's almost as if you want me to lay down some more gnarly spiritual text. But now is not yet the time. Be patient. Patience is key.