Oh God... I Really Was That Cringey As A Child...

Yes you heard me, about 2 years ago or so (When I was in like 6th grade) I wanted to make this GM application, the requirements were to basically just make a quest about socks. And heres what I got...




Cmon guys, we all know Powerful Socks would make a great quest name, kinda like how trashy the name "Memory Paranoia" is, and how it should be renamed "Some Family that got Possessed or Something". On the bright side, the dwarf name "Ulfric" is actually not bad for a name. But I think I remember making this quest when I was lets say level 30ish, so it will probably have some... awkward stuff going on.


I think you can tell how boringly bland this quest is, not to mention that the "quest items" sound more bland than kirito's character in SAO, and thats saying something.



Phff... i think we all know how bad this writing is

 

I like how you spared yourself by making the images so small its unreadable

 

ikr, but i actually dont know how to make it bigger.

 

I wouldn't mind knowing how to do that...

 

I would cringe at my old posts as well from 2013-2014 but all that shit was wiped out on 9/7 so hahahaha.

 

I did a GM app in this too!
Can't really remember, but it involved an ogre cave in the canyon I believe.

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Oh boy. Here's mine.

Spoiler: FEELS

Here is my GM application. Even if I am not accepted, I hope you'll enjoy the read !

1.Write me a quest about a Dwarf who lost his favourite socks to a eight foot tall Ogre and is asking you to get them back.

Name of the quest: Narvi's socks
Quest level required: 47
Reward: 16 EB/+45000 Experience points
Dwarf name: Narvi
Others NPCs : Vinar

Quest stages :
1. Talk to the dwarf at [127,-533, also http://wynncraft.com/map/#/132/64/-534/max/0/0]
Before lvl.47 :
Narvi : I'm so sad.. I've lost my favorite socks.. Come back when you'll be level 47 !

After lvl.47 :
Narvi : What are you doing here ? Don't you see that I'm crying ?
Narvi : If you want to know, I've lost my favorite socks. A terrible Ogre stole them..
Narvi : Why are you laughing ? I can give you a great reward if you help me ! So please..
Narvi : You can help me ? Really ? Great !
Narvi : The beast is hiding in a cave around here.. I think..
Narvi : No, wait, I remember now ! The beast is hiding in a cave, at the canyon !
Narvi : Tell me when you found the cave !
[Quest book updated]

2. Go to the cave at [1533,-1348, also http://wynncraft.com/map/#/1533/64/-1348/max/0/0]
If you try to enter the cave before starting the quest, this happen :
It seems like this cave does not put you in trust.. Better stay away from this.

If you try to enter the cave, a sound will play (why not an enderdragon) and a message appear :
You hear a loud scream, probably the scream of the beast.
[Quest book updated]

3. Go back to Narvi and tell him what you found
Narvi : You found the cave ? Great !
Narvi : I warn you : The Ogre is stronger that you think ! And he gives you Nausea..
Narvi : Please bring me back my precious socks ! I want them..

4. Return to the cave. Go inside it. There will be :

Level 45 - Baby ogre
Baby zombies with dark grey armor
Dmg : 60-82
Health : 260
Drops : Helmet of the baby (very rare, stats later)

Level 48 - Child ogre
Zombies with dark grey armor
Dmg : 20-25
Health : 300
Drops : Boots of the child (stats later)
Spell : They throw slimeballs in your face

Level 49 - The ogre
Zombie with black armor
Dmg :70-90
Health : 1800
Drops : Dirty Narvi's socks
Spell : Sometimes gives nausea for 9 seconds

5. Go back to Narvi and give him the socks
Narvi : You.. You did it !
Narvi : Wait, they are so dirty..
Narvi : Can you go... clean them for me ?
Narvi : My brother Vinar can help you, he lives in the Bear zoo !
Narvi : Please.. If you do that, the reward will be bigger !
Narvi : Really ? Thanks !
[Quest book updated]

6. Talk to Vinar at the Bear zoo
Before doing the quest :
Vinar : Look at our great bear ! He's beautiful, isn't it ?
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Vinar : Hello ! What a nice day !
Vinar : Oh, Narvi sent you to... clean.. his.. socks ?
Vinar : Alright. All I need is [2 Water bottle] and [1 Blue powder I].
[Quest book updated]

7. Bring back to Vinar [2 Water bottle] and [1 Blue powder I].
Vinar : Oh, you have what I needed, great.
Vinar : Wait..
Vinar : Wait...
Vinar : Here you go !
Vinar : Don't forget to see our bear !
[Quest book updated]
[+1 Narvi's favorite socks]

8. Bring back the socks to Narvi
Narvi : You.. They looks great..
Narvi : Thanks ! As I promised, here is the reward !
[End of the quest]
The items :
Helmet of the baby :
Lvl 45 - Dark grey boots
Defense : 47
Rare item
Identifications :

Spoiler

Health regen : 0.8
Loot bonus : +16
Spell dmg : +18
Life steal : +0.3
XP bonus : +12

Boots of the child :
Lvl 48 - Dark grey boots
Defense : 49
Rare item
Identifications :

Spoiler

Health regen : 0.5
Loot bonus : +12
Spell dmg : +23
XP bonus : +15

Dirty Narvi's socks are just brown leather boots, defense:1 lvl min.1. Quest item.

2. Make 2 different items following the guidelines given.

- Name: Child of light
- Level: 66
- Type (stick, spear, etc): Wand (stick) / Legendary item
- Damage: 132-151
- Identifications:

Spoiler

Spell dmg : +27
Life steal : +0.3
Mana regen : +0.3
XP bonus : +22
Loot bonus : +19

- Name: Potato peeler / Unique item
- Level: 53
- Type (stick, spear, etc): Daggers (shears)
- Damage: 105-111
- Identifications:

Spoiler

Health regen : 0.3
Spell dmg : +16%
Loot bonus : +17
Life steal : 0.1
XP bonus : +19

3.
I made a PVP map who has been recorded by JeromeASF (a big youtuber). The map was "Beaconators", here is the link :
http://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/14w21b-beaconators-a-pvp-map.23289/
I also wrote 2 quests for Wynncraft before, here are the links :
http://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/lvl-46-the-package.15150/
http://forums.wynncraft.com/threads/lvl-50-the-dream-potion.19586/

 

Waaaaaaaaaaay back when I was using the free version of MCPE I thought sugar canes were bamboo, iron was gold, sheep were polar bears, and I also thought zombies traveled through dirt from caves to the surface at night.

 

Our eyes are not good enough to see the small text
Make it in plain text form?

 

Light theme...?!

 

take off the sunglasses then

 

You know 8th graders are still children right?

 

yea but less retarded and at least I can act more mature than that of a 6th grader.

 

Reward shld be a Slaying Sock of Death
0 - 2 dmg
Normal attack speed

2 - 25 agility
-4 walkspeed
1000 loot bonus