The Evil Genie / The Wish With A Catch

Granted, the life gets sucked out of all of them and wynncraft looses all popularity

I wish for this wish to happen

 

Granted. And nothing happens so you think this is all terrible that there is no special result, and report it and it gets taken down and everyone gets mad.

I wish i didn't have to wish

 

Granted, but you did anyway

I wish I had friends.

 

Granted, but they all move away

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I wish I could remember to wish

 

Granted, but you remember to wish for every cell in your body to die one-by-one until it kills you in 12 hours.

I wish for that catch to happen to the next person who comments

 

Granted, but that wish turns out to be a quick spreading disease, is within 6 hours, you'll catch the disease

I wish I was cured of that wish

 

Granted, but now the cells in your body die 100 at a time instead of 1

I wish nobody responded to this wish

 

Sadly, the genie was asleep.

I wish the next person to comment was eaten by cannibals with me nowhere nearby.

 

Granted, but before they eat me they debate how to cook me and ask me to make a statement
if I lie I am boiled alive
if I tell the truth I am burnt over a fire
I decide to say "You will boil me alive"
since if they do boil me I would be telling the truth they would have to move me to the fire but if they burn me alive I would be lying meaning they would have to move me to the boiling thus starting that over again

they let me go

I wish people would make things harder to loophole

 

Granted, hehehehhehe...

I wish Trump died in a fire, then was replaced by Harambe, who was elected and made America great again by repaying the U.S. debt without screwing over the working class, stopping all violent crime, and ending poverty forever.

 

Granted, but now trump becomes the new meme in place of harambe and harambe becomes the new trump memes

 

They're both already memes, how's that a problem?

 

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it's a problem because now Harambe is hated and is sort of like "Thanks obama" and trump is now loved by all

 

Yeah but the fucks your wish...

 

I wish that you actually wished for something, so that I could supply a catch to it.

 

Granted, but it was a terrible wish.

I wish that I was good at drawing.

 

Granted, but you're only good at drawing penises.
I wish that I had a will to live

 

Granted, you will live forever, meaning you will even live when the universe ends dipshit, welcome to eternal boardom

I wish i.....fuck I can't think if a wish

 

Granted??? ,but you get an apple It tastes horrible


I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.